*Begin Scene*
For years, he had warned them. And they had not prepared themselves.
Now he stood on top of a mountain of debris, a veritable Everest of twisted metal, blasted brick, broken wood, and torn bodies. This was a city once. His city. What some had even called a "blog", but he prefered to call it his "LiveJournal". His creation. He overlooked the desolate landscape beneath him with an equal mix of wonder and disgust. It could almost be beautiful, if it didn't smell so bad.
It was starting to get cold now. The dust and smoke had blocked out the sun for the better part of the week. He thought of breaking out his laptop, but then thought better of it. A laptop had been what had unleashd his creation on the planet in the first place, and he wasn't prepared to do that again. He was sure the planet couldn't take it.
How many we're dead by now? It must be thousands, if not millions. He stroked his uniquely-styled, pre-pubescant-like-facial hair as he peered over the craters and fire and rubble. He could not see a single living person. Plenty of dead ones, though. Bodies and parts of bodies were strewn everywhere - hanging from lamp posts, crushed under chunks of concrete, piled against walls and burned black in the infernos. The fires had burned for weeks, and maybe still would be, if it hadn't been for the mercy of nature. In vain, the planet had tried to cleanse itself of the death it was being smothered by. The rain had turned the blast craters into small lakes, but at least it had washed most of the blood out of the streets.
He would feel sorry for these dead people, but he had warned them. They heard him but did not take him seriously. They laughed off his warnings, and they were not prepared.
He himself had run wild all over them, in a merciless, homicidal rampage that toppled governments and flattened countries. Nobody was spared.
For 4 seasons... angry mothers, anti-semitic madmen, racist degenerates... all became mercilessly verbally beaten along with every lifer that his "company" threw at him. They dropped every bomb they had on him, and all he did was shake it off and point at them.
There was nobody laughing now. There was nobody left to laugh.
It was over.
He stared at the landscape one last time, before heading off to journey past the wasteland. He took a deep breath.
A dog howled somewhere in the distance. And on top of his mountain of death, B.a.D smiled.
"I know how you feel, brother." he said to no one but himself.
Then B.a.D moved on... not into the sunset, but into the sunrise.
*End Scene*
35 comments:
wtf?
its over?
I don't know if it's over or not... maybe it's just for the season. Good stuff though.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that was one of the coolest things i've ever read, from the coolest blog i've ever seen
ROCK ON BAD
wierd shit
well written wierd shit tho
Well my friend, you hit the line running with this one... in true B.A.D fashion. I was expecting there to be more hope and enlightenment in this post, but instead it was death and... well death. Very very well done though, I hope there's more as the great journeys only known as yours, are travelled, and if not I'll just phone you and piss and moan about it. Eventually you'll block my number or just not answer.
But I will speak for the millions and my voice will be heard.
Thanks B.A.D
Mizzle
amen mizz
i will NOT ACCEPT THE END
no way, me neither
we got PCP back, we can get the whole thing back
ya ya ya
fuck
i'm floored
i just read this
fuck
how brutal would it be that this is over... so many people i know come here
hopefully its not
argh, well good run BAD
you cant keep a pace this good forever anyways
true story anon
fuck i'm jonesin for a fix already
FUCK
arrrrrrgh, its not over
hes playin with us
i've just come back here sparingly when i do some casual surfing late at night... occasionally i stopped here.
sorry to hear its over, but this has some of the best posts of any blog i've read, and this last post may top the charts
good note to go out on.
in the words of PCP, we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors B.a.D
no xmas post? BLASPHEMY
i miss posts
i'd find a replacement IF THERE WERE SUCH A THING
figre i'd comment to make it an even 20
I MISS BAD
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
what the fuck yochanan?
good luck at u of l BAD. miss ya.
have a good one.
-Brendon
if yochanan allowed anonamous comments at his site, i bet everyone would leave a lot more "friendly messages" on his site
yea we need bad back to serve this fuckin walking stereotype
you are such a fucking idiot, yochanan
you give all americans a bad name
he doesnt represent the majority of the US here, folks... not all us yankees are at his level
fuk, wheres bad when we need him
yochanan, thank god most of the world doesnt think the way u do
HNY BAD LIVE JOURNAL FANS
F U YOCHAN
u could make a whole webiste off of FUCK YOCHANAN
when does this fucker start school so he can start posting again?
mmhmm!
I am going to miss the BAD Live Journal VERY, VERY MUCH!!! You are a terrific writer and person, one that I am SO VERY, VERY PROUD OF for your COURAGE, PRINCIPLES, VALUES AND MOST OF ALL FOR THE GENEROUS PERSON YOU HAVE BECOME!!! I hope you continue to journal your journey, even if only for your own purposes. At the end of the day, when you look in the mirror, you should be VERY, VERY PR0UD OF YOURSELF FOR GETTING IT, UNDERSTANDING IT AND KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH IT, FOR DOING THE RIGHT THINGS, AT THE RIGHT TIMES AND FOR THE RIGHT REASONS!!!
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR EPILOGUE AND HOPING FOR THE RETURN OF BAD'S LIVE JOURNAL!!!
nice comment
i think that WAS the epilogue tho
i heard hes got posts in the works....
It aint done
wonder how he feels about batista...
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