* BEGIN SCENE *
* Fade into an airport terminal. The entire B.@.Dcrew of B.@.D, Mizzle, Katastrophe, Ozi-Style, and B-Rush are all there, and they are sitting in chairs watching a TV monitor. *
REPORTER: With the disappearance President Bush’s ship Air Force One, which had gone to investigate the mysterious “Void”, which was gone as quickly as it came, the wars around the world have halted.
Talks have begun with a Peace Summit being held for all the world’s leaders in Australia later this month.
Saddam Hussein’s whereabouts are also once again unknown. There is still no sign of President Bush or Hussein, or G.g.B and O.s.H as they had come to be known. There are no explanations for their disappearances, but with both of these prominent worldwide leaders gone, the world has begun to settle into a new era of peace.
* The crew continued to watch in silence for a few moments until B-Rush spoke. *
Well… I gotta jump. I’m heading back to Sardinia to see Katherine at Ekobruzzi’s compound. She’s just about due, and Ekobruzzi says he’s got work for me trying to help him continue to turn the mob around in the meantime.
* The crew looked over at B-Rush as he grabbed his bag. *
… wow.
… that’s awesome, man. Tell Ekobruzzi we said hey.
Katherine too.
Will do.
* OziStyle got up to grab her bag as well. *
I’ll walk with you, I have to get going too anyways. Yochanan is back with his family but is going to need more mental help, so I told his family I’d pick him up in Mexico and take him to one of the best facilities in Australia on my way back.
Your way back?
I got invited to re-join the Australian Special Forces. Special Ops. First thing we’re doing is throwing the Peace Summit for all the world’s new leaders to attend now that the war is over.
… wow.
Congratulations!
… good for you, OziStyle. Tell Yochanan we said hey.
I’m not sure he’ll be able to understand it, he’s pretty gone again. But he got through it once, he’ll get through it again… hopefully.
All right Ozi, we’ve gotta get to international departures. I got a wife, a baby, and a mob boss waiting for me so let’s do it. See you, guys.
And I’ve got a mental patient and a minimum wage government job waiting for me. All right… bye guys!
* B.@.D, Mizzle, and Katastrophe watched OziStyle and B-Rush walk off. *
Well…
… wow.
… kids are growing up, huh?
* Katastrophe rolled her eyes and got up as well. *
Gotta blaze, boys... Tate is running for new Prime Minister to replace Harper. I’ll talk to you from Ottawa.
* B.@.D and Mizzle stared at her… *
… wow.
Hey, tell him we said…
Yeah, yeah.
I was gonna say good luck.
Oh, he’ll need it. He’s been in hiding for 2 years, so he’s… wanting.
Gross.
… I meant good luck in terms of… wait… so… you guys are…
* Katastrophe just stared at them. *
... I knew it.
… all this time?
* Katastrophe grabbed her bag and smiled. *
… I’ll see you boys around.
* She walked off. They watched after her. *
…
… huh.
… yyyeah.
* They sat there for a few moments... *
Well… this has been…
Uh-huh.
But it’s also been kinda…
That’s right.
* Mizzle smiled, then got up and grabbed his bag. *
So where…
Afghanistan.
* B.@.D stared at him and smiled. *
… what?
Gonna try for new leader. They still haven’t replaced Lookalike.
… wow… but you… you hate Afghanistan. When I sent you there last Christmas you practically…
Yep. That’s what this will fix, hopefully.
Huh... so what are you thinking for…
… I’m either thinking “King and Tyrant” or “Lord And Master”. You’ll see which one I pick on the news when I win the election.
Just let me know if it’ll be before or after the Kim Jong-il segment.
* Mizzle laughed. *
I’m out.
* B.@.D smiled and nodded.*
I guess we all are.
* He stuck out his fist and gave Mizzle the trademark pound, before Mizzle turned around to walk away.
He walked a few steps, before turning around... *
… hey.
* B.@.D looked at him. *
… next time, try running a nice, peaceful humor website. At least if you’re gonna ask me to join you again. Let alone ask me to take over leadership halfway through.
* B.@.D smiled. *
You’re right… leader of Afghanistan is bound to be a much more peaceful life for you. Settle down. Have yourself a couple of kids while you’re there.
* Mizzle smiled and walked off. *
I’ll see you when I see you.
* B.@.D watched him go.
He sat there alone for a few moments, before he himself grabbed his bag and walked towards a terminal. *
* Fade out. *
B.@.DCAVE RUINS - PRESENT DAY
* Fade in to the B.@.Dcave ruins. B.@.D is standing stop the ruins, much as he had done when the cave had been destroyed two years ago.
It seemed different now that it had before. Two years ago, it had collapsed. For reasons he did not know and did not understand until just recently when he realized the paradox.
He stood there a few moments, taking everything in. Everything that the last 2 years had brought to him. It seemed unbelieveable, everything that had happened... and unbelieveable that it was now over. As glad as he was that it was over, he still had trouble believing it...
... it was over.
When the B.@.Dcave had collapsed and he had stood atop these ruins last time, he remembered when he had walked off, into the sunrise. This time, the sun was setting. As the sun had risen when he had walked off the last time, he could not have imagined the journey he had been walking into.
Now, he was going into a sunset. Away from the journey behind him... perhaps towards a different one in front of him.
Only time would tell.
B.@.D was about to walk off, as he paused... half expecting to hear a dog howling in the distance as he did last time. He heard nothing...
... he started to walk off again, when again he heard the familiar dog howling in the distance. He smiled and looked back. And just as before, he saw no actual dog. And just as before, he smiled. *
... keep your head up, brother.
* B.@.D took one last look at the ruins, thought of everything that was now behind him...
... took a deep breath, and walked into the sunset. *
* Fade out. *
* END SCENE *
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