B.a.D S6 Finale: Descent (Part 3 of 3)

* Begin Scene *


* B.a.D and Mizzle are back at the cave, getting ready to leave. *

Got everything?

Yeah, I think so.

* B.a.D looks up towards P.c.P’s room… *

Hey, are you alright with all that? You knew him longer than any of us…

... I’m fine... let's just go...

* An alert siren goes off in the cave… B.a.D looks on the monitor and sees military SUV’s approaching fast. *

Dammit, they found us fast… Katastrophe must not have been able to take him out.

Do you think she’s alright?

She’ll be fine. We won’t be if we don’t get out of here, though. Let’s go.

* B.a.D looks around the cave and sighs… before he and Mizzle walk out. *


* Mizzle and B.a.D run out of the B.a.Dcave, and onto the street, they walk towards the B.a.Dcar… *

… Uh oh...

What?

* Feels around in pockets… *

Son of a bitch.

Fuck me. The keys again?!?!?!

Calm down, they’ve gotta be around here.

I knew we should have gone shopping for that idiot string. They’re gonna be here any second, man!

Shut up, just shut up! Maybe they’re around here somewhere… * feels some more… *

* … just before a missile shoots out of a rocket launcher and the B.a.Dcar is engulfed in a fiery explosion. *

Goddamn it!!! I had two more payments left on that thing!!!

You really don’t deal well with finances, do you? Big expensive way-out-of-line high-tech cars with Bond gadgets, spy satellites… that car didn’t even have a cup holder!

That was the one-of-a-kind limited edition B.a.Dcar!!! Custom-built!!!

It was limited all right. It didn’t even have a cup holder.

Forget the cup holder!!! They’re here!!! We have to get out of here!!!

* They run to the street and see a man about to get into a Porsche roadster. Mizzle punches him, takes his keys, and tosses them to B.a.D… they get in the car and speed off… *

Innocent Car-Jackee: It’s not mine!!! I’m just taking it for a test drive!!!

I really should have thought twice about joining your crew. Does violence just follow you around?

Miz, you’re the one that punched the dude, alright? I was just gonna take his keys.

You’re the one who locked the keys in the car. We could have taken the B.a.Dcar out in plenty of time if you hadn’t…look out!!!

* … B.a.D sees more of Yochanan’s men with guns as they turn the corner, B.a.D swings into a fishtail and the tail end of the car hits them, sends them all flying. *

That dude should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, ‘cause I’m gonna fuck this one up, but he should definitely get one just like it.

* B.a.D pulls onto the highway, he sees a man in a military outfit climb aboard a car-transport truck and start detaching cars… *

* The first car flies off the truck towards B.a.D’s car, B.a.D swerves at the last second and the car barely flies past... *

Whoooooo!!! That one puckered up my butthole!

Did you see that?!?!

They’re throwin’ cars!!! How would I not see that?!?

I’m just trying to be helpful, all right Mr. Earnheardt?!!

So what, you wanna drive now?!?!

Yeah, sure, why don’t you just pull over by those guys with the machine gun!!! * points *

* B.a.D sees the machine gunners on the side of the highway at the last second and speeds up, drives onto the car transport truck. The machine gun fire follows the Porsche up the ramp and inadvertently kills the man who has highjacked the truck. *

* B.a.D and Mizzle get out of the car and onto the truck, draw their guns, and decimate the machine gunners... *

* B.a.D turns around… just in time to see the truck drive past another gunner with a gun pointed at Mizzle’s back… *

Mizzle!!!

* B.a.D dives forward and gets two rounds out of his gun in desperation. One hits its target before he can shoot. The other one heads straight through Mizzle’s left ass cheek. *

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

* The truck speeds off, the driver oblivious to all the action. *

Phew, let’s just stay on this thing until we get some distance away. Now that we don’t have a car, we can figure out a new plan from there. At least we made it.

What do you mean “we”?

What?

I got shot in the ass!!!

* B.a.D looks shocked. * Who shot you in the ass???

”Who?” That “who” would be you!

Me? I shot you?

* Mizzle looks at him, accusingly… *

… well, I… I was shooting… I did a lot of shooting… but I ain’t saying I shot you in the ass… I mean, I ain’t saying I didn’t shoot you… *looks at Mizzle’s behind… * but damn!!! Somebody shot you in the ass!!!

Tell me about it!!!

Yo man, how’s that feel?

Hot, man. I can smell my ass burning.

* Still looking. * I think it’s cool, man. It hit the meat. It ain’t nowhere near the hole.

* Fade out to Mizzle sighing and shaking his head, and both of them looking at the sky as the truck speeds off into the distance... *


Meanwhile…


* Fade into the B.a.Dcave, soldiers are tearing what’s left of it apart, but B.a.D and Mizzle have removed or destroyed anything of value already... *

* Yochanan enters the B.a.Dcave with a smile on his face… finally having what he’s wanted since he heard the name “B.a.D”.

Yochanan’s Crony: B.a.D and Mizzle got away.

What?!?!

Crony: Sorry, sir. They slipped through our net.

… it doesn’t matter now. The B.a.Dcave is ours. There’s nothing he can do now.


* Katastrophe enters the B.a.Dcave behind Yochanan, looks around at the destruction and sighs... she hadn’t wanted it to come to this… *

* Yochanan had told her she could stay with him at the B.a.Dcave until they found and killed B.a.D and Mizzle, and she wanted nothing right now more than her own bed and some sleep… but before she passes her room, she wanders passed another room… *

* P.c.P’s room. *

* The crews had already been here, so most of the room was turned upside down. Katastrophe had never been inside P.c.P’s room before… and as she walked among the wreckage of the place, she saw a broken picture. She picked it up. *

* The B.a.Dcrew. Together. All 4 of them. Tears welled up in Katastrophe’s eyes as she sits down on the bed and stares at the picture… *


* Yochanan enters B.a.D’s office alongside one of his cronies... and smiles an evil smile… *

* The office is empty. *

Crony: I assume B.a.D already removed or destroyed anything of value?

* Yochanan, looking around the office, notices a lone, shiny object on the desk. *

… not everything.

* Yochanan walks over to B.a.D’s desk warily, getting closer to the object… suddenly he realizes what it is. *

* Dog tags. *

Crony: What is that?

... a message from B.a.D...

Crony: I don’t understand.

* Yochanan laughs to himself… *

... he’s letting me know… he’ll be back...

* Fade out to Yochanan smiling as he put the dog tags around his own neck... and sitting back in B.a.D’s chair, looking concerned despite his victory… *


Meanwhile…


* Fade into B.a.D and Mizzle, also smiling… they had hidden on the truck until the driver was across the Canadian boarder and back into the U.S., then had highjacked the transport truck full of high-priced cars. They looked at each other with mischievous grins as they entered the city of Seattle... *


* End Scene *




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