* Begin Scene *
* As the B.a.Dship descended again over Afghanistan, Mizzle rubbed at his eyes. It had been a long flight. With the entire crew taking a sabbatical for a few days, he had decided to come here to see how the Lookalike was doing leading the new Afghanistan. He also had some questions for him.
He looked at the naked black girl in his bed. As he climbed back in, she rubbed his chest. *
Naked Black Girl: Oh, Mizzle… you’ve obviously had hundreds of lovers.
Hundreds and one.
* Suddenly a voice broke out over the intercom. *
Voice On Intercom: Ahoy, B.a.Dship!
* Mizzle sighs and gets out of bed again, goes to the front of the ship and sits at the B.a.Dship controls. He puts his hand on the button to activate the viewscreen. *
Go for Mizzle.
Landing Control: This is......... WHOOOOOOOOOOOPH!!!!!! Why are you naked?!?! You're supposed to be flying a ship!!!
Ah, please. You should be so lucky.
Landing Control: Uh... this is landing control at Afghanistan landing port 14. You are approaching landing pad. Prepare to initiate landing and docking sequence.
* Mizzle punches in a few controls. *
Roger that. Activating plasma locks.
* Mizzle activates the plasma locks. *
Landing Control: Plasma locks check.
OK Landing control, ready to deploy landing struts.
Landing Control: Deploy aft landing struts.
Deploying aft landing struts.
* Mizzle deploys the aft landing struts. *
Landing Control: Deploy forward landing struts.
Deploying forward landing struts.
* Mizzle deploys the forward landing struts. *
Landing Control: Deploy center landing struts.
Deploying center landing struts.
* Mizzle deploys the center landing struts. *
Landing Control: Nicely done… OK, deploy secondary landing struts when you’re ready.
Deploying secondary… you know what, I’m just gonna deploy ALL of the landing struts, how’s that?
* Mizzle deploys the remaining 5 landing struts on the B.a.Dship. *
Naked Black Girl: This ship sure has a lot of landing struts.
8 plus the one in my pants. OK Landing Control, initiating thruster cascade.
* The B.a.Dship lowers towards the ground. *
Landing Control: Alter hover pattern… 3 marks port.
3 marks port. Check.
* The B.a.Dship lowers towards the ground slowly, zeroing in on the point of landing. *
Landing Control: Too far. Back one mark starboard.
One mark starboard. Check.
* Naked Black Girl yawns and gets up to go to the bathroom as the ship goes slightly starboard, Mizzle sweating with his hands on the controls. *
Landing Control: You’re pitched up a little.
I see that.
Landing Control: OK, good… watch your yaw…
I’m watching my yaw!
* Naked Black Girl leans in from the bathroom. *
Naked Black Girl: Mizzle baby, do you have any toothpaste? I’ve got this taste in my mouth…
Shut up, everyone SHUT UP!!! I believe I’m trying to LAND here!!!
Landing Control: Believe it all you want, that won’t make it true.
Ha, ha. See, this is how it starts, with the jokes. Next thing you know there’s a ship crashed into the control tower killing everyone inside because some JACKASS was making fun of the pilot.
Landing Control: …a little bit starboard…
That’s better… how’s that?
Landing Control: Just a scootch more starboard…
OK…
Landing Control: Good good… wait, WAIT! Watch out for the…
I see it… I got it…
Landing Control: OK, good… almost… just a little more… you’re going to have to…
I got it… I got it…
* The rear view mirror of the B.a.Dship thuds against the landing pad, the ship lurches in the opposite direction and lands perfectly on the landing pad. *
Nailed it!
* Fade out. *
* Fade in to Mizzle entering a room and approaching a man behind a desk. *
Lookalike: Mizzle, what are you doing here again so soon?
I started choking on the sweet air of freedom, so I decided to come back here to your crappy country.
* They laugh. *
Lookalike: … ha ha ha… Oh Allah, we are a living joke.
How’s it going down here, anyways?
Lookalike: Better. Give us some time. I was sorry to hear about the B.a.Dcave.
… yeah.
Lookalike: … not that we are not happy to see the man who helped liberate us from O.s.H, but what are you doing here? Where are the others?
It’s just me this time.
Lookalike: … I see. Mizzle, maybe it is time for me to tell you something that I did not have time to tell you the last time you we’re here.
Like what?
Lookalike: Like something you need to know. About O.s.H.
* Mizzle sits down. He did not know why he had felt he should come here. Now he felt that there really was a reason.
AND SO LOOKALIKE TOLD MIZZLE THE SAME STORY THAT YOCHANAN HAD TOLD B.a.D... ONLY THIS TIME, IT WAS ABOUT O.s.H.
BOTH DEMONS ARE LOOKING TO END THE WORLD.
But what he heard did not make him feel any better… and he realized that maybe the B.a.Dcrew reunion should be closer than any of them had thought. *
* End Scene *
14 comments:
HAHAHAHA ok that was kinda pointless but also REALLY funny
so if GGB and OSH want the same thing, why are they trying to kill each other??
because theyre opposing demons? i dunno
funny shit tho
hahaha mizzles new name shoudl be landing strut
you know what, im just ognna deploy ALL the landing struts, hows that
NAILED IT!
lol
hahaha i like that this one was just kinda for fun..... leave it to mizzle :)
GP!!!!!
i love the BADSAgA and i cant wait to see where the whole thing ends up
hahahaha yea it kinda didnt go anywhere except making u laugh, thats ok tho... need a break from it sometimes, and i think mizzle did too, maybe that was the point
hahaha the badsaga is gold
GP!
how come no one else has been writing lately?!?!
yea no brush for a few weeks..... is he on vacation???
or is he gonna do seasons like bad ;)
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