B.a.D S6 Finale: Descent (Part 2 of 3)

* Begin Scene *


* Overlooking a mountain hill in Washington DC, the B.a.Dcrew stand around P.c.P, whom they have just buried under a pile of rocks. *

This will do… at least until we can get him back to Canada.

* Katastrophe wipes tears from her eyes as Mizzle stands up in front of the grave and faces B.a.D and Katastrophe as if he is about to say something… *

… if it was me in the ground, and P.c.P was up here, I know what he’d say for me… so I’m going to say the same thing for him.

* Katastrophe and B.a.D bow their heads… *

Dear God, please carry this homo up to heaven, because he certainly can’t walk… he’s dead… and gay… so… tacos? Who wants tacos? I’m buying!

* B.a.D and Katastrophe raise their heads and laugh in spite of themselves. *

That was how me and him we’re. Riding each other all the time. I loved every minute of it, and Kat, I know you had that with him too. He wouldn’t want us to be sad, he’d want us to finish what we came to do, and all we can do for right now is avenge him.

* Katastrophe sniffles, and looks at B.a.D… * He’s right.

* B.a.D takes a deep breath. They each take one last look at the grave, then turn to face each other. *

First things first. Obviously someone knows we’re here, and probably even knows what we came to do.

Katastrophe, did you get a good look at the guy?

No, the bullet came through the window from a building across the street, and I swept the entire area before I unpacked. Someone knew what they we’re looking for. That bullet was meant for him. They shot him as soon as he came into view in the window.

So he knew us.

Let’s check the spy satellite and see if it caught anyone suspicious leaving any of the adjacent buildings across the street.


* The B.a.Dcrew uploads photos from the spy satellite and go over the video that it took. After some time and frustration, they see the edge of a sniper rifle out of the side of a man’s trench coat. They zoom in until they can see a close-up of the man’s face, and their eyes go wide… and they realize they know the man in question. *

It’s facking Bush!!!

How can that be? We ripped through Arkensas like it was tinfoil, B.a.D and I bound and gagged him in the middle of Wal-Mart headquarters where the nuke was. How the fuck did he survive?

No, that’s not G.g.B… look, it’s a Bush mask. That’s not him. G.g.B is dead.

That must be an imposter. Fack, that could be anyone.

Check it out… * zooms in on picture * overalls…

And a beard…

* Mizzle looks at B.a.D... * I know who it is.

* B.a.D looks back. * Yochanan…

He’s the one who killed P.c.P, and he’s the Bush double.

This would explain why we haven’t seen the douche in a while.

Who the fack is Yochanan?

* B.a.D’s cell rings, he picks it up. *

Hello?

Hello, B.a.D. Do you know who this is?

Damn…

It’s Yochanan. Thought you we’re done with me, didn’t you Canuckistan?

I still don’t know what that means.

He’s a guy who B.a.D used to tangle with before you and I joined the crew. And could you stop saying “fack”, please?

Why the fack would I do that?

* Covering his ears from Katastrophe and Mizzle so he can hear. * How did you get this number?

I think you’ll find that I now know more about you than you’d be comfortable with, B.a.D. I knew where to find you and your crew, didn’t I? Pretty clever of P.c.P to stow away in the luggage of that girl. How was the funeral?

Yochanan, you son of a… what are you doing being a Bush look-alike?

The song is almost a year old. It’s played. It makes you sound stupid.

Oh, like you’re so facking smart.

They need someone to be the mouthpiece… they can allow no one to know what happened to the great George W. Bush in that nuclear explosions of yours in Arkensas, and no one can know that he was the head of the Wal-Mart corporation.

Figures they’d pick a skid mark like you.

Stop saying “fack”! And I’m smarter than you. At least I went to college.

Ohhhh right, SAIT! My incarcerated ex-boyfriend’s buddy’s retarded gay niece went to SAIT! Good for you!

Miz, Kat, that’s enough… * turns the phone on speaker so they can all hear. *

What you think about me is irrelevant.

Well, if that’s how you feel, why are we having this conversation?

I decided I have a special place in my heart for you, so I’m giving you a chance to get out of this alive.

And assuming I was scared, how would I go about this?

We want the B.a.Dcave.

* They look at each other in shock. B.a.D laughs out loud. *

Well, I want a toilet seat made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards, is it?

Joke all you want, Canuckistan, but I run the United States now. We may have to tear Canada apart to find it, but we will find it. Save yourself some trouble and just give it up and we might let you live. If you don’t, we’ll tear apart Canada until we find it. And when we do, you better hope you’re not there. Think about it. *Hangs up. *

Son of a bitch…

We can’t let them tear through Canada looking for us…

* They all pause and stare at each other. *

… I know what to do.

* Fade out to B.a.D and Mizzle turning to Katastrophe so she can tell them her plan... *


30 Minutes Later…


* Fade into B.a.D and Mizzle packing up the B.a.Dcar.*

OK, we’re all set. We should head out pretty quick.

All right, let’s do it… I still can’t believe we’re letting you go after Yochanan by yourself.

It’s the safest plan.

She’s right. If Yochanan had known that Kat was part of our crew, he would have killed her right alongside P.c.P in that hotel room, but he thought she was just someone who’s luggage P.c.P stowed away in.

It’s OK, I’ll be fine. You two head back in the B.a.Dcar and clear out the B.a.Dcave before he finds it. Leave Yochanan to me. He killed P.c.P right in front of my eyes, he’s not getting away with that. If anyone was going to kill that little rat bastard, it was going to be me. * She grins. *

* B.a.D smiles back. * All right. Let’s go, Miz.

* Mizzle walks over to Katastrophe. *

Don’t do anything dumbtarded. Like locking your keys in your car.

* Laughs* Don’t worry. No “idiot strings” for me!

* They look over at B.a.D and grin. He rolls his eyes and laughs. Mizzle hugs Katastrophe and gets in the car. B.a.D walks over to her. *

I’d give you a raise for this, but after the spy satellite, and Mizzle’s business trip to Vegas costing 5 million dollars, there’s no budget for raises this year.

* They look at Mizzle, sitting in the car. *

How the hell did you spend 5 million dollars in Vegas?

I…

He fell asleep in the hot tub with the water running and flooded 8 floors.

* They look at him. *

… the bartenders there are totally irresponsible.

* Looking back at Katastrophe. * Give Yochanan an extra concussion for me.

* Katastrophe bursts out laughing. *
*Simultaneously…*
Concussion, whot?!?!
Concussion, whot?!?!

… take care of yourself.

You too...

* B.a.D gives her a hug, turns around and gets into the car. They take a last look at her as the car speeds off. Katastrophe looks after it into the distance… *

* … waits until the car is a safe distance away… *

* … looks over at P.c.P’s grave… *

* … looks at the sky… *

* … and sighs. *

* She knew what she had to do. She didn’t want to do it. She hated to do it. But she knew that it had to be done... *

* Becuase she wouldn't let what happened to P.c.P happen to her... no matter what... *

* Fade out to Katastrophe taking the cell phone out of her pocket, and starting to dial… *


3 Hours Later…


* Fade in to Yochanan sitting in the Oval Office, a smile on his face, but a look of shock and disbelief visibly plastered on his bearded face. *

… I don’t know what to say. With this information, we now know where the B.a.Dcave is, and we can take it down. B.a.D must have trusted you with this information, but you have done the right thing. He is an evil that needs to be taken down… what did you say your name was?

Katastrophe. And it was my pleasure.


* End Scene *





Katastrophe has betrayed the B.a.Dcrew…

And now Yochanan knows where the B.a.Dcave is…

With P.c.P dead and Katastrophe a traitor, is there any hope for B.a.D and Mizzle?

The biggest shock is still to come…

Stay tuned for the conclusion of the Season 6 Finale…