23 in 24 hours

Forget to get me a birthday present? Save yourself a pimp slap and use the list below. I wouldn't say no to any of the following:

- A new spyware-proof computer for my family so they'll stop using mine (I'm always thinking of others)
- Insurance for the building where my dad and I are taking cooking classes
- A new wing for my house with a heated olympic-size swimming pool
- A Risk strategy guide for my dad so he'll be more competition
- A new ECON teacher, or some spastic retardation pills for my current ECON teacher
- Padding for my arm so Dances-with-white-girls' knuckles won't get so sore

Happy Birthday To Me!
B.A.D

Favourite Song Of The Moment: Trapt- These Walls

Favourite Quote Of The Moment: "If you hate your job, you don't quit! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed! That's the American Way!"
-Homer Simpson