Get the shotgun, ma! The herd needs a thinnin'

How many people have you inspired this week? I myself inspired two people to create their own Blog's. Like I told you in my first post, this s*it's catchin on.

Dances-with-white-girls' Blog: http://www.dances-with-white-girls.blogspot.com/

I-can't-think-of-a-nickanme-for-James' Blog: http://www.wannabe-smart.blogspot.com/

Speaking of my first post, I believe I said something to the effect of my ECON teacher talking like William Shatner. I would like to post a correction; He talks and acts like a spastically retarded monkey with down's syndrome and two broken paws. Much better.

I've decided that I enjoy this semester, even though some of my teachers (such as the one mentioed above) are not the greatest in the world. Probably because most of the stuff I'm studying is stuff I'm actually interested in, plus I'm lucky enough to be working on stuff with Double D, Dances-with-white-girls, Sharon, Andrea, Warren (a different Warren from the Big Sexy of last term), and others.

Kacey is enjoying her school as well, for those of you who've been asking. She was nervous at first, now she's doing great like I knew she would.

Remember that Evil Knievel guy who accidentally flew off his bike during a stunt and got lauched across half a stadium? I was flipping through channels in bed the other night and saw a lady doing an interview with him. She asked him what he was thinking when that happened.

What was he thinking? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. When he flew off the bike, I don't think it was anything along the lines of "I think I left the oven on...", and when his leg snapped like a twig holding up a sumo wrestler, I don't think it was anything like "Maybe I should buy a puppy!".

I think more likely he was thinking "What the f*ck was I thinking? I'm a f*cking moron!", or at least wishing death upon either the a**hole that talked him into the stunt, or the lady doing the interview.

Have a good weekend.
Actually, I'll be at work, so I hope you all choke.
B.A.D

Favourite Song Of The Moment: Saliva- Open Eyes

Favourite Quote Of The Moment: "I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I'll require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. And no pickles! Oh, god help you if I find pickles!"
- Stewie from Family Guy

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