Lusen up

So someone finally had the sack or the ovaries to put up that I had a spelling mistake on one of my entries. The reason I say "finally", is because from those of you that e-mail me, probably 10% of those e-mails are informing me of spelling or grammar mistakes. On a sidenote to that, I appreciate the e-mails (and I get probably 30 a day, and 95% are from people I don't know), and I do read them all, in case you're wondering. I just don't respond to them.

So if you have any suggestions or corrections to my spelling or grammar, just send me a fax at 555-1234, and I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as I get that fax machine.

In case you don't understand the above sarcasm, basically I'm saying "Bah", and there's no way I'm going to go back to all my previous posts and look for that one missing semi-colon. Now that you mention it, maybe just for the fun of it, I'll start to put in some spelling mistakes on purpose, like I did on the above title. Seriously, my spelling and grammar is a lot better than most people's, so take it easy. Stop. Breathe. It's a web site that some guy writes on when he wants to relax, not the dictionary.

Have a happy meal. Be happy.

B.A.D

Editors Note: The above "Happy Meal" statement is an expression. I'm not in any way suggesting that everbody go out and buy McDonalds. McDonalds is not cool unless you like that "Oh God, I'm never eating a Big Mac again" feeling. Actually, wait... I had breakfast there on Sunday. Mmmmm... McGriddles. But that only happens, like, once a year, tops. Other than that, McDonalds is bad for you, got it? Unless you're talking about the salads, in which case, I could really go for a Ceasar. Mmmmm..... Ceasar salad. Well, I should wrap this up before I start to get off track.