My new least favourite cause of death

OK, so I read this in the paper the other day. Scared the hell out of me. In the last 2 years, there have been 83 reports of cell phones exploding in people's ears. This is particularly worrysome to me because my V60 has been performing about as well as a car without an engine. I can just see myself walking along, and bam, cell phone explodes and I fall down on the sidewalk dead. That's not what I want on my tombstone, got it? That would be a very emberassing and inelegant way to go.

Wow, talk about votes for the hair thing. Thanks to everyone who voted... highlights it is. But... the shaved head comes as soon as it starts to get warm next year, got it?

Successfully got another person hooked on Arrested Development... I'll give you a hint. He's big and sexy... he's also got multiple VD's, maybe you've heard of him.

B.A.D

Song Of The Day: Eminem- Never Enough (feat. 50 Cent & Nate Dogg)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Learn how to spell!