Loose Ends

Hey... bet you all noticed the new format. I noticed they had some new designs up, so I decided it was time for a change. Also, I added a "Buy Me Stuff" button on the links section. This will take you to my Wish List on Amazon.ca. Obviously I don't expect strangers to buy me gifts, but now when friends or family are looking for presents to get me for Birthdays, Christmases, graduations, promotions, going-away parties, coming-back parties, barmitzfahs, and communist rally's, all you have to do is click the button.

Speaking of buying stuff, I ordered a wicked "B" pendant (B for B.a.D, bitch!) and it was only $12, which was surprising because it's really nice. I had to order it by phone because I live in Canada, and the conversation went something like this:

Sales Lady: "Your total comes to $45, sir."
B.A.D: "Oh... no, I don't need a crack whore with that. Thank you anyway."
Sales Whore: "The extra charge is for the shipping, sir."
B.A.D: "$33 for shipping? I just want to get it delivered, not put it up in a condominium."
Sales Bitch: "Do you want the pendant or not, sir?"
B.A.D: "Yes, I do, it looks cool. So send it. Thank you. Here's a hang-up-on-your-ass-pie, have a slice."

Chapters.ca and Amazon.ca charge $5 for shipping, and it's even free if you order over $40 worth of stuff. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get the pendant from them. $30 for shipping on something that small is asinine, good thing I'm grossly overpaid.