Say "eh"

I bought a new alarm clock a few months ago, then decided that the alarm on it was screwy, so I switched back to the old one. Woke up this morning and it's on the ground, broken. I mean, this thing was in peices. I'm sure there are some people out there that would liken that as an analogy for my life, but I digress.

Heather leaves for Europe today... so I've prepared a couple lists to help her in her travels.

Top Ten Things Heather Will Miss
10) Parents
9) TLC and everything on it
8) Her friends
7) The WB and everything on it
6) GTA: San Andreas
5) TBS and everything on it
4) Having 4 naps a day
3) Arrested Development ("I gotcha, brother!")
2) The O.C.
1) Me (Obviously)

Top Ten Peices Of Advice For Heather
10) European condoms come in bulk, so don't be afraid to stock up.
9) Opium dens are big in Denmark. Something you have to try when you're there, like Pasta in Italy.
8) Speaking of Italy, one night stands there are as common as brushing your teeth. Enjoy the local nightlife.
7) Hostels have a lot of money these days, so after you stay there, you might consider robbing them.
6) You can save money on train tickets by sharing accomodations with many different men at once.
5) Make sure everyone knows you're Canadian, not American. 90% of the countires you'll be travelling to hate Americans. Say "eh" a lot.
4) If you're short on money, discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.
3) I hate you for making me the only child for 2 months.
2) I am going to make your room into a gym.
1) I just plain don't like you.

If anyone wants to keep abreast (love that word) of Heather's travels, a link to her Blog is now on the sidebar. Heather, see you in a couple months, unless the pressure of being the only child makes me move out.

Song Of The Day: Ludacris- Get Back