You want an update? How about an up-your-ass-date?

I'm tired, sore, and sort of amused because Heather and Katie are 5 feet outside my room talking about "not waking up B.a.D". Well, guess what, homotards? You are the loudest whisperers in the world. You get an F.

Season 1 of 24 was awesome, I've been watching it while I do treadmill every day. Watched the first episode of Season 2 today, and it was off the hook. Would have never thought it would be this good.

Check out the comic "Get Fuzzy". Good stuff there, too.

Sorry about the lack of updates last week, but I had a couple of tests, and I have a couple more this week. But thanks to some of your e-mails, I realize that this does not excuse the blatant lack of writing. So to make it up to you, I'll be back tomorrow with another post. And by tomorrow, I mean another week. Ha ha ha ha ha, live and learn. C'mon, I always win.

Song Of The Day: The Game- Let's Go To War

Quote Of The Day: "Above all, we must not change the past and protect the timeline! From now on, don't do anything that has to do with anything, unless it turns out you we're supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!"
-Professor Farnsworth from Futurama

The Mind Reels: Martha Stewart gets her own "Apprentice" show after being convicted of a felony and serving 1/10th of what I would serve if convicted of the same crime.

Instant Karma: Me holding 3 straight wins over my dad at RISK 2206 AD, the same that he held over me before I beat him. Next game should be interesting.