Stupid Question Smackdown

It's 5 AM and I've been up for an hour already studying at home, 'cause in the words of Christian, that's how I roll. If I we're one of those people who get crabby in the morning... yikes. The outside world should be glad I'm not. So I thought I'd release pre-exam anxiousness by putting the smackdown on some of the messages I've gotten before I jet to school for 2 more hours of pre-exam studying.



Q: Where the hell have you been all weekend? And after all that, we get a congratulations and an "I miss you" message? Post something interesting, candyass.

A: Thanks for your kind words. It's fan interaction like this that makes it all worthwhile.



Q: We had a debate in my college class and my professor said wrestling was "homo-erotic". I said it isn't... is it?

A: Dude, it's a bunch of naked, oiled up guys in tights "grappling". What exactly isn't homo-erotic about it?

That's a retarded question. Quit sending me messages and go watch some wrestling. Fag.



Q: I hate your site... you had me until you said it was OK to be gay a few months ago, now I hate your site more than anyone has hated anything in the world ever.

A: "More than anyone has hated anything in the world ever"? You hate me more than Nazi's hate Jews? That's deep.



Q: Is the situation with Edge, Lita & Matt Hardy real, or is it a storyline?

A: I can't believe I would get this question more than once. Any wrestling fan who has been watching for over 2 weeks and would still ask this question deserves to be shot in front of their kids. If they don't have kids, they should be shot in front of an orphanage. Either way, the kids lose.

OK, here goes. Yes, it's real. If you see someone fired on TV, it's fake. If someone is fired and is never mentioned on WWE air, it's real.

It is a messed up situation. Edge and Lita should have never cheated on Edge's wife and Lita's boyfriend Matt Hardy by sleeping together. And Matt should have never made it so public on the internet. That's bad PR for WWE. And WWE should have never fired him for doing it.

As hard as everyone is being on this situation right now, consider this. Edge, Matt & Lita are all great workers. We have no right to judge them on anything but their ring work, and the characters that they play. You want Matt Hardy back, fine... chant all you want. I want him back too. But don't take it out on Edge & Lita and try to hurt their careers.

Did any of you dunces who watched "Friends" hate Chandler because he was played by a painted up crackhead like Matt Perry?



Ah, to hell with you all. I've lost all patience for writing.

Go watch some wrestling.

Fags.