Thanks everybody for all the e-mails and comments of support for the loss of my grandpa. Your posative energy and well wishes did not go un-noticed.
So, that said, and without further adure, I am B.a.D, and this is what I says:
Lord knows there's enough people reading my site that claim to "hate" me, but you don't really hate me for not posting more than once a month while on vacation, you don't hate me for making fun of you in "Ask B.a.D" (look forward to some more of those at some point), and you certainly don't really hate me for my beliefs.
Your levels of hate towards me is similar to an 8 year old boy named Billy McPherson hating on little Sally Jacobs. Billy McPherson always spit on, swore at, punched and kicked little Sally Jacobs. He tells his buddies how much he hates little Sally Jacobs.
But really, deep down in his heart of hearts, he really, really, really, really likes little Sally Jacobs... loves her even.
And this one time, behind the school janitors tool shed, he even tried to kiss little Sally Jacobs on the lips, but she was all "nigga please".
So then he had to pretend to hate her. But really, all he wanted was the love of little Sally Jacobs. But the only way to keep her attention was to scream, rant, and cry about her.
In case you don't understand this brilliant, well-written analogy, let me break that down. You may complain, but guess what?
You're still reading.
Check...
And...
Mate.
... bitches.
So even as the vacation ends and regular posting begins when I start school again at the beginning of next month, remember this.
I'm B.a.D Ownallyerasis.'Cause I own all your asses.
28 comments:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE US HELL!!!!!!!
:D
nicely put
welcome back mang, lookin forawrd to regular posts again
yea yea
tell em mang
Hilarious sweetie...that was great!
HA1
how did u come up with that one, its awesomeeee
ow ow
only a few weeks left
nd
wtf is nd?
moron
B.a.D,
I have sent you several e-mails with requests to clean up your site. You leave me little option but to read this for all to see.
No one reading this really enjoys your site or your sense of humor. This post is a fine example. You do not own anybody, not anyone outside your own little world anyways.
I have noticed a sharp decline in the attitude of my kids since they have started coming here regularly. Where they got the address, I have no idea.
I have contacted Mothers Against Violence In America about your site. I sent them a link to your site and they assured me that they would be in contact with you, so now you have that to look forward to as well. I advise you to shut down if you wish to avoid investigation.
You have my e-mail. This site will be shut down or I shall pursue legal action. My son and daughter both read your site, and they are of impressionable ages and I don't need them reading what you have to say.
Good day.
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is this bitch for real?
gotta be a prank
no one could realy be THAT RETARDED
dunno, her name is a link to some retarded mothers against website where they try to shut down video games and rap and rock music
fuck, what an idiot.
i can't friggin believe that lady? who the hell does she think she is? if she doesn't want her kids to read the site then get a program that blocks certain sites so her kids can't see them....don't ruin the fun for the rest of us you idiot.....yeah some people may not like blair but they would never go to the lengths that she is. a lot of people enjoy what he has to say...she just needs to have better control over her kids or just lay off and relax and let the rest of us enjoy it! back off lady you are way out of your league here.
hehe, Sweet. Wonder if she has ever heard of Freedom of Speech ?
Thanks for keeping it real B.A.D
your buddy Jiggy
dont worry kacey, i'm SURE Blair has a wicked retort in the works........
WTF is this whore talking about??? this website is better than porn!
:D
evean cartoon porn?
ESPECIALLY cartoon porn
i have not been able to post a coment for days... the site has been really acting up
same here!
and how come we don't have a response for that whore yet?
I hope the new post has something about gouging her eyes out and skull fucking her.
I like how this blog is blamed for her childs behavior, maybe it's the slutty mom who can't raise a child. Shoulda kept your legs together you cum hungry fuck slut.
nd
ahahahhaha, cum hungry fuck slut..... that's funny shit. Double U
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