Ask B.a.D: I Dunno S*it About S*it

Wow, I didn't check my site e-mail all weekend, today I had 120 e-mails.

You guys are nuts.

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame.

My soul is posessed by this devil.

P.c.P! Let's show 'em some love!

Welcome to Ask B.a.D.



Q: P.c.P is gay. You must have multiple personality disorders or something, you tard. Seriously, just say what you wanna say, it's not even funny. Drop it already, it's seriously retarded.

A: Well, excuse me all to hell.

That wasn't even a question.

A: You douchebag.

Man, and that one came from a close friend of mine. I can only imagine what strangers who come here must think of me.

"Multiple personalitites"... you horse's ass. I do not wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors!

Yeah!



Q: Scott Hall has a reputation for being able to drink a lot more than most wrestlers. Is there anyone who can top him?

A: No, Scott Hall just has the reputation for being an alcoholic. There are lots of people who can drink more than him.

I'm not sure anyone will ever out-drink Jake Roberts. Or, for that matter, out-snort, out-pill-pop, or out-inject anything over old Jake.

Arn Anderson and Flair we're reported to have been able to take quite a bit back in the day. Same for Eddie Guererro and Road Warrior Hawk.

The crown would have to go to Andre The Giant, who could down 50 martini's in one sitting and not even feel tipsy. Although, that's not surprising considering he was around 700 pounds.

And le's not forget that Steve Austin can pour a whopping 40 beers on his head before staggering home and beating the s*it out of his woman.



Q: Why don't you use MSN Blogs? They're convenient, and people would know right away whenever you have a new post instead of having to check back on your site everyday.

A: A few reasons.

First off, this thing has never let me down. Not once. Plus, I know how to work it. No way I'm gonna spend the time to learn a new one.

Second, my life is way too dependant on Microsoft as it is.

Third, I don't want to go through the hassle of moving everything from this site to the new site. I like having all my old stuff accessible to go back and look at every now and then.

Fourth, and most importantly, I'd have to add every knob who reads this site to my MSN. Then you'd all try to talk to me about what would make a good article (good examples of these and my responses below), what happened to you at lunch that day, etc, etc, etc. I already have enough of you zit-chewing, pimple-nibbling dumbasses trying to add me as it is. Stop it already. I hate you scummy little trolls.



Q: You should do a post about... (some moronic idea)

A: No.



Q: It would be really funny if you wrote about... (equally moronic idea)

A: Just no.



Q: Hey, could you write a post about my friend (some dweeb)?

A: Yeah, because everyone knows who (some dweeb) is, and I'd really like to write about someone who I've never met.

God, I hate you guys so much.



Q: Do you think there will ever be another Matrix movie? I know it's a "Trilogy", and there's already been three movies, but Alien was like that too, and they brought it back for a fourth.

A: Let me answer your question like this.

John Lennon...

Smart man...

Bam! Shot in the back!

Very sad.

The moral?

I suck at analogies.

I dunno s*it about s*it, man.



I'm out of here. More of your questions answered on Thursday, which, by the way, is my birthday.

If you feel the need to buy me a gift, I wouldn't say no to a grand piano. I don't play piano or anything, it's more for the look.

E-Mail: idunnos*itabouts*it@hotmail.com