Get Arrested

Hey, all. Hope your weekend was good. Actually I don't. I don't really care. May as well start being honest.

I'm dressing up for Halloween on Saturday for a house party. I haven't dressed up in 3 or 4 years, and this costume easily bests most costumes I've ever seen. I actually only came across this costume while looking for another costume, but this could not be turned down. I assure you there will be pictures.

Anyways, I don't have anything interesting and non-wrestling related to say today, so I'll just steal some material and so some Arrested Development quotes for you losers who don't watch it.

Quotes For Today:
"Everything the homosexuals do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!"
- Lucille

"You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?"
- Lindsay

"Don't take that tone with me! He's my son! I want you to make him stop calling me!"
- Lucille

"Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional doctor twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world first analrapist."
- Tobias

"You're gonna let me stay here for 3 days? Hey, if I can't find a horny imigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay here."
- G.O.B.

Time for the wrestling portion of this sucka. So the rest of you, you may now return to your regularly scheduled net porn. And Mom, it's probably been 5 minutes since you last checked your e-mail. Get on that.

I would put my thoughts on the TNA PPV, but my whore hasn't watched it yet, so I have to wait on that. I've got an Ask B.a.D comin' next week, with a question about the TNA PPV there, so you'll just have to wait.

I can, however, talk about RAW last night. It's never been worse. And I say that as honestly as I can. RAW, lately, has been homework time for me while I listen in the background. Last night though, I actually counted something interesting. In the first hour and ten mintues of the show, we had 14 minutes of wrestling. And that match was only all right because it had HBK in it.

The rest of the show, well who the f*ck knows. For the record, I am looking forward to Carlito and Foley, and HHH and Flair, but that's about it. They have a chance, as they always do, to make up for it after Taboo Tuesday, but we all know that considering their track record, that's not likely to happen.

SmackDown, although nobody would ever know it, has been making great gains on RAW. I actually watched an entire episode on Friday with Kacey, and there was only one bad segment. And it was a short one. The rest of it was all wrestling. How can two shows from the same company have such a different strategy? Ah, it doesn't make much difference anyways, because of it's horrible timeslot, no one will ever see it, but I urge the wrestling fans to avoid it to give it a VCR run. I know it sounds improbable, but I don't think you'll be disapointed. Last week Booker T and Benoit put on a clinic for over 20 minutes. And there was a title change. On a WWE TV show. I know, it's amazing.

Anyways, I'm out.

Eat me.
B.a.D