If it doesn't kill you, use it to kill somebody else

So Bush appoints a woman who has never been judge? Where the f*ck did this whore come from? I'm totally confused as to what's going on, and I'm not even high or anything.

According to the "MSN Today" that I can't stop from coming up every time I sign into MSN, Lisa Kudrow's new show is worth watching. F*ck that s*it. I don't see how that can even be considered possible, because it's still, y'know, Lisa Kudrow. She's not, nor has she ever been funny, and even if you're one of the 8 Lisa Kudrow fans in the world, how can you like someone who has to shoot babies in the face just to get through the day? I don't know that to be true, I just like throwing unfounded accusations around. Mizzle runs a meth lab.

And do you wanna hear something that really salsas my cereal? Yesterday I accidentally put a red chapstick through the dryer, and the bitch melted. It looks like I had my period all over the front of my khaki's. Good thing I got 2 pairs. And if anyone persists about it, I'll just say that I'm feeling bloated and emotional.

Quote For Today
"Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?"
- Wilfred Brimley from the Family Guy movie

I like how "some people" at work like to backtalk their own office, then when we get wind of it, and start talking amongst ourselves about it, it's the worst thing to ever happen to "some people".

Well, those "some people" need to realize that backtalking leads to backtalking, and what goes around comes around.

"Some people", this karma is for you.

B.a.D