I know who you're trying to impress there, girlie...

Sup, yo.

In case you've been living on Mars for the past week, in a dark cave, with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears, you know that last week was about as pleasant for me as:
1.) Using a rabid porcupine to loofah.
2.) Visiting Brazil and having a head that looks like a soccer ball.
3.) Being Darth Vader about an hour before he gets the helmet.

Well, I had a pretty good weekend off, but I was sick. But what I needed was sleep, and I got that, and I think I'm almost over it. All that's left is a wicked cough. I usually get sick no more than once or so a year, but this one has lasted way longer than most do. I think it's a week now. I'm not sure weather it's good to get over a cold when you're working or when you're not, I wanna say when you're not because then you can get over it properly and get rest. You lose out on all that hard-to-come-by free time feeling crappy... but still.

My work X-Mas party is on Friday... I assure you there will be pictures. I also get to open with Peg the next day, and lord knows we'll both be haggard. We're a pretty un-approachable combo on the best of days, so I already pity anyone who might try to get within 30 feet of us on Saturday.

I'm pretty close to buying a laptop... I've got it narrowed down to sweet HP or a sweet Gateway. Dell has entered the picture, too, and is ahead by a wide margin.

Suvivor Series? Pretty damn good PPV for WWE standards, still behind what I'd expect from a TNA PPV though.


Tough Sale

According to the news, former FEMA head Michael Brown is starting a disaster preparedness consulting firm. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he used to be a lawyer.

I wonder how someone in the corporate world explains to his boss that he’s recommending the Michael Brown Disaster Preparedness Consulting firm. “He only ignored one part of the country that was completely destroyed. And besides, he’s also a lawyer, so we know we can trust him.”

Sounds like a tough sell.


More Bush-Bashing (like it will ever go out of style)

Bush went to Mongolia. The president of Mongolia is Nambariin Enkhbayar. I imagine Bush's press confrence went something like this:

"Thank you for inviting me to your country... um... Nambla Monkeybars... I mean Nimble Anklebracelet... I mean... oh hell, you don't have nukes yet, do you? Good. I'll call you Mongo."

Hey!

Shut it. You're hanging by a thread already, pal.


B.a.D

11 comments:

yochanan said...

from leftist canukistani i expect bush bashing

i hear you are having an election

vote bloc Quebec
Quebec libre

Anonymous said...

OH GOOD

yochanan is back

what a fucking fag

Anonymous said...

for fucks sake

i thought he was gone


and i'm american too
but some of us are idiots

i'm sure its the same in Canada

Anonymous said...

You knowledge of current and world affairs is appalling lacking in sophistication, young man. After reading some of your posts I think you would do well to watch less television, play fewer video games and perhaps do a little reading. Start with some history - perhaps beginning around WW1 - and work your way to the present. I am sure you will have a snappy comment back to this to impress your friends - but I offer my advice sincerely and you should consider it thoroughly.

Anonymous said...

Huh? You're an idiot dude

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, you're retarded! Why do you think you have the right to make any comment on what B.A.D says or does... maybe you should put down your fancy books and go out and try to make some friends so you know what it's like to have someone other then your mom to impress... I think my brain is hurting trying to imagine what was going through your head when you thought you should go around giving advice... the only reason you think you have any insight on his life is because he has the balls to say it, write it down, and put his name on it... I want a link to your blog (if you have one) that would be interesting!

Here's some advice *note subliminal message*

Skill you require to help improve your self worth!

Mizman

Anonymous said...

Young “Mizman”, I appreciate your feedback, however, young B.A.D. has put his thoughts and opinions out into the public domain and as such he is inviting comment. Far from being angry about it he and you should be pleased; isn’t an open discussion and a trading of viewpoints the idea of these “blogs” ?

I assure you I do not have a “blog” of my own; it is a generational thing. I am intrigued with the phenomenon, however, and find the concept somewhat interesting. Your generation is one raised on multi-media and it is only logical that you would gravitate toward sharing your thoughts and opinions (however lacking in substance they might be) on such an electronic level. My generation would get together to discuss things and ideas in person, and in such settings trade our ideas and thoughts.

Please do not take offence in such comments of mine like, ‘however lacking in substance they might be …’; they are not meant to offend but children of your age indeed do tend to “get your back up” in the face of such feedback. I apologize for my choice of words. I do find your thoughts and ideas interesting. Every generation learns and grows and in the process of doing so it tends to have a “skin deep” appreciation for most matters until more sophistication finds it’s way via the accumulation of knowledge. Seek knowledge, young man. Seek knowledge.

Might I ask a question of you, young Mizman? What does your little anonymous AKA really mean? I notice a lot of children your age use what I would classify as tough-guy, almost gangster-like monikers in your everyday representations of yourselves. I find it amusing, however, because I feel certain you are a very skinny, white young virgin living in the basement of your parent’s house; driving one of their vehicles and relying on them for pocket change. Far from the gangster’s you and your friends would like to pretend you are.

How am I doing, young Mizman, so far?

I do look forward to other “blog” postings and opportunities for further debate.

Carry on.

Anonymous said...

LOL that's classic, Anonymous, you have made me laugh once again and I appreciate your time. I can't believe how stupid you think "children" are and how you go on and on with this "generation" stuff. Haha, you talk about it like we're strange creatures to you for having interest in this "multi-media" when you yourself are knee deep in it even going so far as to reply to some random blog I'm sure you stumbled upon. Surely while doing research on the "phenomenon" I refer to as living in the times and using technology for education and entertainment.

What excites me further is how you go the next step to try and tip toe around using words you hardly understand to try and throw the most common of insults regarding my social status and the potential of basement dwelling... you must be really far in your research if you knew so much as to attack someone for a lifestyle choice so stereotypical of a "child". However I'll say with pride I fit only the classification you describe as "white" seeing as how race plays a huge part in your obeservation of me and my personality.

However, you must add to your research that race is something we (this generation you assume I'm apart of) don't put emphasis on, is race.

Oh you want to use the way out on referring to how I am putting a gangster image up... well I'll save you the embarrasment and remind you that there is this thing we call television which we use for entertainment... much like how you would use small farm animals, anyway, on this television, there is a show called Dave Chappelle, on this show he references the name Dizzle as in Dave... so by now your brilliant mind would realize that my name must start with an M, and I am simply showing appreciation for Dave Chappelles creativity... I must warn you though, he is a black man, and you might choke to think that he has money and freedom, but it's ok, that's how my generation lives.

So the point of your reply was really sad, seeing as how you changed the way you talked and the words you used from the first to the second, only ridding you of any credibility some poor fragile mind may have given you.

And if an insult like the parents basement is all that you have, then perhaps that's a thing in your life you yourself are not proud of, to which I reply, hang in there lil buddy, you'll be dead before you make any friends who would tease you about that.

But let me advance your sophisticated research to the next level by letting you know, that these blogs are for your reading and enjoyment, if you have a problem you ignore them and move on... you're not going to save the world by arguing on the internet, so if you will do me and the rest of the people reading this a favour, read some other blog, there's millions out there.

You'll have to forgive me for no longer replying to your posts if you chose to make another one, I have decided that you aren't worth the physical energy it would take to move my fingers across a keyboard or even the blood to flow to my brain to acknowledge you and your presence. So if you feel the urge to say something big and cool and tough, then go ahead, but you'll just be killing time, cause I don't give a shit about you... kinda seems to be a common trend in your life that perhaps you should focus your next research project on.

Sorry to my fellow readers, I probably shouldn't have wasted this much time on someone who probably reads this all the time seeing as how they took the energy to come back and check the comments, thus making them a usual posing as a researcher... either way, I did, and I don't want to press delete... that would be more wasted energy on him.

Mizzle - read up on it fanboy

Anonymous said...

BAMMMMMMMMMM mizzle

Anonymous said...

seriosuly, whoever this guy is... fuck em

yochanan said...

homophobia from moonbats will i be shocked, or ROFLM(HETERO)AO. Since no one really cares what happens in Canada you will note the almost total blackout on coverage of your election. How many Americans even know about abscam? I might be the only one.

itis not blame canada but
LAME CANADA