Read what the critics are saying about B.a.D Live Journal

Annyong is back! Sorry, had to get that out. And if you're unawares of who I'm referring to, I'm sure you can find some cyanide in your medicine cabinet or some anti-freeze in the garage. (Garage means car-hold, for all you english major have-nots.)

Another bigwig at Co-op done for... what to really say? I didn't really like the guy, and I'm pretty sure he didn't like me... but, I had more respect for him than I think he knows. If P.c.P we're still around, he'd wish Binky the best of luck in his future endeavors.

I could do that!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh... No.


Joe Camel Escapes

So I followed this one story a couple weeks ago that I meant to post, all throughout the weekend. It seems that a convicted murderer in the U.S. escaped prison by using a fake I.D. and civilian clothes.

News Link:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9922197/

The guard just opened the door and let him out. He opened the door and let a death row inmate out of prison. I would repeat that if I we're speaking, but I'm writing. The media described this guy as "narcassistic". (That means he thinks he's better than everyone else, for all you english-major have-nots.)

Man, I hate to take sides on such an issue, but if I made a fake ID using nothing but a pack of Marlboro's and a plastic spork, I'd be feeling pretty damn good about myself too. Not to mention getting away with murder and avoiding the death penalty. I know that I'd at least feel superior to the idiot who let me out.

I do feel sorry for the guard who saw a picture of Joe Camel on the front of the plastic spork and thought "looks good to me." I feel sorry for him on so many hilarious levels, the biggest one being his fear of having this brought up on his next performance review. Yeah. No bonus for this guy.

Anyways, on to the point of this post.


What The Critics Are Saying About B.a.D Live Journal

"Gee, B.a.D posts some crazy sh*t. I often find myself wondering why I pay $2,000 per semester while the teacher drones on, then I go to this site and my depression sinks away as I spoil myself by enjoying the misery of others."
- Matt (a.k.a. Mizzle)
(Editor's Note: Mizzle is without a doubt my #1 fan.)

"B.a.D LiveJournal is the top website on my roster. Did you sign the roster? Good, good. I'm glad you signed the roster. It's good to sign the roster. Roster, roster, roster."
- Rae Verity

"The only people who don't like B.a.D Live Journal are the filthy jews, who, incedentally, killed our lord."
- Mel Gibson

"B.a.D LiveJournal is great for unwinding while I listen to my death metal. Nothing relaxes me more than listening to SlipKnot and slitting my wrists while reading B.a.D LiveJournal."
- Brendon

"Now that he's taken the Risk 2210 AD scoreboard off, I can enjoy the site again without downing a loaf of peanut-butter toast."
- Dad

"B.a.D has a website? Oh yeah. F*ck that s*it. Who gives a s*it. Whatever. Who wants to go snowboarding? No wait, who wants to go swimming? Actually no, wait, who wants to go get f*cking slam-ass wasted?"
- Dan E
(Editor's Note: Dan suffers from a paralyzing case of ADHD.)

"Did you know that there's no such thing as a B.a.D LiveJournal?"
- Tom Cruise

"I really identify with the anger this site gives off. I am an angry young woman, after all. I like my angry skater music and my angry skater music videos. But B.a.D LiveJournal is great while I'm sitting in front of the TV in B.a.D's basement with B.aD's laptop, while watching some of B.a.D's box sets. It lets me unwind after running on the treadmill at 10:30 at night just outside the room of a sleeping B.a.D."
- Heather
(Editor's Note: If not for me, Heather would basically sit on the couch and drool while staring at a blank screen.)

"B.a.D LiveJournal is exactly what I like to curl up and read after a long bath in my giant luxury bathtub, located on the third floor of my giant castle, surrounded my many $50 F.C.U.K. candles. With nothing in the background except soft music, and the snipers on the roof shooting at intruders who approach my 4 high-priced cars, I can laugh myself silly.
- Nicole

"You know, I think about Iraq every day. Every single day. And B.a.D LiveJournal is exactly what I like to sit down and pretend I understand, after I'm done thinking about the war that God told me to start."
- g.G.B (greenGeorgeBush)

"This was basically just a way for me to insult my friends, celebrities, and politicians that I don't like."
- B.a.D