Me .vs. Buckley's

Anybody notice that Carry-On seems to have pretty much f*cked off?

Last week my doctor called me "one of the most dangerously congested individuals" he's ever seen. This was a tad disheartening.

I'm done taking codene for now, but I'm saving that s*it until this happens again. I'm still a tad congested, but damned if I'm going to come out of this with a codene addiction. I'm not taking any of that damn Buckley's anymore, either.

"It tastes awful. But it works!"

You know what? It does work. It works well. But it's not worth the price. After drinking three spoonfuls of that uranium spill, you could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I would not feel a damn thing except my nose, which would sting as if I've been snorting Draino.

Arrested Development last night? Brilliant. Just brilliant. I can't believe that FOX told Hurwitz to "dum down" the show. So the average person could understand it. Make the show stupider. Yeah. Great idea. Make the show that's been nominated for 11 emmy's stupider. You know what? As a true fan of this show, I'd rather it gets cancelled as it is, as a smart show than get dumber so some of you Friends and Dawson's Creek morons will watch it.

B.a.D