B.a.D .vs. Yochanan

P.c.P's Song For Today:
Kenny Wayne Shepherd- Blue On Black


Q: What is it with the hate with you and Yochanan? Did you know him from before, or is this a rivalry thing?

A: Good question. Time to clear the air on this one.

And to answer another question I got a lot while I was off, no, I'm not surprised that Yochanan commented on my site with his "Blame Canada" nonsense.

However, it is time to serve this walking, talking, hideously bearded, suspendered stereotype.

But I don't hate Yokie. Far from it. I don't have the energy to hate anyone, let alone someone I've never actually met.

Yokie found my site, under Bhudda knows what circumstances. I believe it was a post about Bush. I don't remember what he said. Something about how I'm not as smart as he is because I'm not a Bush supporter like he is.

Yokie comes off as someone with very righteous views, until he really starts rolling. Then he comes off as a bit goddamn crazy. Yochanan is like the yolk of an egg... very easily broken. He also has some interesting arguing points, when it comes to me anyways. Par example, after whatever the last post I did where I mentioned Bush, he commented on it and called me a "lefthand Canuckistani" (not sure if that's supposed to sting or not) and said he expected "flawed views" or something to that effect from me, and closed off by saying "vote Bloc Quebecois".

The Bloc Quebecois thing didn't really anger me as much as it did totally confuse me and make me wonder what the f*ck the Bloc Quebecois had to do with anything, so I went to his site to grab his attention and say something to the effect of "what the f*ck are you talking about", and he commented back on his own site and said. "I can't wait to see how Canuckistan (still not getting it) reacts when Quebec separates." Apparently he thinks this is a sore spot for 100% of Canadians, when in reality probably no more than 10% of us care. I thought of explaining to him how Quebec leaving will hardly sound the death knoll for good old Canada, but decided a long time ago that trying to explain stuff to this guy wasn't going to work. He only believes what he wants to believe.

He also commented once about how funny it was to see a hip-hop clothing store somewhere in B.C. Apparently in a "white" city, there's not allowed to be anyone who's either black or anyone who, I dunno, appreciates hip-hop. I think Carry-On would get along pretty well with old Yokie in some respects, now that I think about it.

I'm personally fascinated with the guy, for those of you who haven't picked up on that yet. I find him very interesting... he's so angry and set in his ways that it's almost impossible to even comprehend the guy. The one thing I wish was that he'd post some of his own stuff more instead of linking to other sites and passing the articles off as "news". Although, by the looks of him, considering he probably breaks out into a sweat every time he breathes, he's probably not prepared to put that much of an effort in.

So the only time you ever actually get his viewpoint (or to listen to him tell it, "how it is"), is when he comments. He passed himself off as extremely holier-than-thou, and even called me anti-semitic at times. Another woman named Barbara got involved and defended him. That was fine, I respect both their viewpoints even if I don't share them. I put a link up to Barbara's site because she was very friendly, and I found her site interesting.

I visited there from time to time and still do, it's very enlightening and interesting. I even comment there when I feel like I can add something useful. Anycrap, eventually Barb found out how nutty Yokie was after about a month of having him post there. When she and her followers didn't share his viewpoint, he said something to the effect of them not being "real Jews" and I believe he was eventually banned. Good times.

Fair play to Barbara, but I'd never ban Yokie from my site. He's a barrel of fun. For those of you who haven't seen his picture on his profile... well, I aim to share.

And before I sign off on this, Yokie, a tip. That "Blame Canada" phrase that you love was from a South Park movie that was made in 1999. So if you're trying to sound clever on that one (a little late in the day, I might point out, it's 2006 now), I'll just let you know that the Cartman character (the funniest one of the bunch) from South Park has made over 200 Jew jokes during the last 9 seasons.

P.c.P?

For example! Right after Kyle tells Cartman that Jews do believe in Heaven, just not a Christian Heaven...

Quote For Today:
"Yes, Kyle. Your Jew idea of Heaven is getting five dollars off your mozza ball soup at Barney's Beanery by lying about finding a hair in it."
- Eric Cartman


And let's not forget...

More Quotes For Today:
"You're a stupid Jew!"
- Cartman

"Dude, I told you Jewish people don't have rythym."
- Cartman

"Shut your goddamn Jew mouth!!!"
- Cartman

"Kenny passes it to the Jew! The Jew shoots! He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews can't play hockey!"
- Cartman

Annnnnd last but not least...

And I am in no way anti-semitic, since Yokie is going to go there. Not that I need to defend myself against the guy who rips apart Canada, but just for the record, I'm only trying to educate my little friend on where the "Blame Canada" phrase came from.

Yokie: If you send me your address, I will personally send you "The Passion Of The Jew" DVD from South Park. I know your anxious to see more from the people who brought us "Blame Canada", which, by the way, I actually thought was really funny.

Well, funny when South Park did it 6 years ago. Not 7 years later from someone who's not joking when they say it like South Park was.

B.a.D

On behalf of the B.a.D Live Journal staff, P.c.P would like to wish Yochanan the best of luck in his future endeavors.

Just kidding. Tool.

Mizzle Sez:

Well I guess I haven’t been bothered to figure out who the yolk guy is, nor have I taken the time to learn how to spell or pronounce his name, so I’m gonna go ahead and leave it that way. Just in case he goes over the top from B.A.D, I don’t have to spend as much time in the interrogation room being grilled for possible reasons why he shot up a school.

Quebec separating… probably would screw over the value of our already low dollar, and our Canadian Olympic teams would have less goalies and swimmers to choose from… but I’m pretty sure the sun would come up tomorrow.

Stay tuned for an ask Mizzle!

Mizzle