Development, Arrested

Annyong, (Korean for hello, watch Arrested Devlopment, you f*cks.)

Before I begin, this is a shout out to Leah, Dan, and Mizzle. Remember the case of Diet Dr. Pepper I brought over to Leah's place for poker night and how we only drank about 3 of them? On the way back, I put the other 9 or so in the trunk to be taken out when I got home. Then I forgot about them. That was almost 3 weeks ago.

Well, about 7 of the those 9 exploded almost simultaneously like the car was being shot up by a semi-automatic as I was doing about 120 down Deerfoot the other night. I mean, these f*ckers we're so loud I had other cars looking at me, also doing 120 on Deerfoot around me, to see what the hell the noise was. I just about ran the car off the road.

Anyways, I'm alive. Onto business.

P.c.P's Quote For Today:
"I got an idea for what you can do: why don't you f*ckin' fire your complete marketing team, alright? Get a new one that knows how to market a show that won 12 motherf*cking Emmys, Golden Globes, SAG awards, WGA awards, DGA awards, Producers' Guild's awards, critics' top-ten lists... If you can't market that kind of show and get better ratings, then maybe the problem doesn't lie here. Maybe it lies with marketing. Good night."
- David Cross (Tobias), from the Arrested Development: Season Two DVD extras

Y'ever see that South Park where Cartman sees something so funny that it ruined his sense of humor forever? That's how I feel now.

Thanks to Arrested Development, I can't find any TV funny anymore. It was, and I honestly mean this, the funniest TV show I have ever seen. The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad are all still great to me, and definately worth watching, but even they could not touch AD. It was in a class of it's own.

I'd like to thank Mizzle, Kacey, Warren, and especially Heather for letting me expose them to it. Please note that everyone I exposed it to became helplessly addicted.

And what a finale. It seems impossible that they could tie up all those loose ends and still have a fantastic show that could do the series justice, but they did. Regardless of weather it gets picked up by another network or made into a movie (loved the foreshadowing on the finale), at least they have that.

But if it is done, then R.I.P., Arrested Development. You will be missed by everyone who counts, and I'd rather it get cancelled as the smart show that it was, rather than let FOX dumb it down like they tried to so that 90% of the TV-viewing audience who watches reality shows, sitcoms, and the WB would understand it.

You asses can go back to watching Gilmore Girls, Joey, and One Tree Hill now.

You know... I was gonna just say goodbye and take the high road... but I feel compelled to mention that your kind is the reason why this show got cancelled. Your kind is the reason that TV sucks so much tree bark these days. Your kind is the reason that the world hates America.

I know that not everyone in North America aren't as dumb as you people. But a lot of people outside America don't know that. In other words, the reason why terrorists attack us is entirely your fault.

Shame on you!

... OK, even I found that to be in bad taste. Sorry. I still stand by everything I said, right up to terrorist attacks being all your fault.

For the very last time, do yourself a favor... go buy some AD box sets and laugh yourself stupid. I warn you though, it will ruin your sense of humor forever.

Oh, and by the way...

B.a.D


Mizzle Sez:

Well I have to support the A.D statement, and yes, I have to admit that I am helplessly addicted to it. Every time I watch the show I get in that “smiling the whole time” mode. It’s almost as if you wish you had a family as dumb as this, just so you could get a shot at using some of the great lines from this show. But at the same time, not having to deal with idiots of this magnitude is a pretty fair trade.

If I were to say anymore, Mizzle Sez would look like a blog in itself. Wait, one more thing... anyone called Dibs on Maebe?

Mizzle



P.c.P would like to wish the entire amazing cast and crew of Arrested Development the best of luck in their future endeavors. Hopefully, away from FOX.

Before we end this, has anyone called dibs on Maebe yet?

P.c.P