"The gamblers face cracked into a grin, as he lay down the king of spades..."

"... and the dealer just starred. 'There's something wrong here', he thinks."

Yeah, I know I said the wrestling post was coming... but trust me, I kept getting and seeing good questions so I'm answering them. It's coming later this week. It's reading week, so I get to be one of the cool kids and not go to school. It's a good post, and will be on in a few days. For now, I needed a breath of fresh air.

P.c.P's Fun Fact For Today:
There are more than 1,000 chemicals in the average cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half-caused cancer in rats.

P.c.P Song For Today:
Fort Minor- In Stereo

So I was watching American Dad last night after I got home... and Hailey (Stan's daughter) was sleeping with Stan's boss (Bullock) and Stan wouldn't do anything because he was waiting for Bullock to promote him. So Stan's waiting to get promoted and Bullock says he has one more job for Stan. And Stan's like:
P.c.P's Quote For Today:
"Oh, come on!!! What other job could you possibly have for me??? I did your dry-cleaning, polished your shoes, washed your car... I've done everything but bend over backwards for you, and my daughter did that, so I say we count it!"
- Stan From American Dad

Anyone seen The Colbert Report? It rocks! Stay tuned after The Daily Show and check it out.

A friend offered to take me to the zoo with them last Thursday. When 24 below was the high. Yeah, what a fantastic experience that'd be. "Wow, look at that tiger! Amazing to see him just as he would be in his natural habitat, all frozen to the fence like that."

Cheney shot someone in the face... man, so many jokes come to my head. It's like 20 people trying to cram through a single doorway. A single one can't make it through. I'd spout off a few, but they write themselves, I can't choose, and there's just too many.

I've had it with people blowing smoke in my face. I've never minded when people smoke until someone blows it in my face. Yeah this is for you, Karine, I'm warning you now, the next time you blow smoke in my face, I'm going to start surrepeticiously spitting in your hair every chance I get.

I was posed an interesting riddle by Hoa the other day... if you do it with a clone of yourself, is it homosexuality or masturbation? Yeah, I know, but in her defense, the riddle wasn't hers, it came from a friend of hers. I'll give what I think after the comment-boarders give their opinions. Let's hear from Mizzle first.

B.a.D



Mizzle Sez:
Good f*cking god! Why the hell would you even consider this?

OK, first of all, yes this would be homosexuality. Why? Becasue it is two members of the same sex doing sexual things. Your clone is genetically the same, like an identical twin, but you and your clone would still be seperate people due to development of your mind an inner self. Why the hell am I even bothering to talk about this?

Second, it's not masturbation, I would call it self infatuation. If you had a clone of yourself and you started doing things to/with it... f*ck me, I can't go on. I was trying to start of the work week with an open mind... and now I just fear for the safety and well being of those who have to interact with me. Which leads me to my next topic, I'd like to apologize to those of you who have to interact with me today.

Also, I'd like to apologize for those I interacted with yesterday. I was in one heck of a salty mood and was not considerate or polite, and am extremely sorry for dragging you down with me. But never fear, after this whole "sex with a clone" thing clears my mind forever I'll be back to my old cheerful self.

Mizzle