So I've noticed that B.a.D has left some of us (the people who actually pay attention) anticipating his thoughts and feelings towards a few subjects and we've all been waiting patiently for his remarks.
However, it seems as though he's either forgotten about us (read: above paragraph) or he just hasn't got around to it.
For those not in the know, I can look at upcoming posts and read through them and put my thoughts on them before you the reader can even imagine what there is coming up. And I have noticed some real gems, but still no reply to the topics of:
(A) Why are potentially dangerous drugs illegal?
(B) Kitty likes to scratch.
The assumed answers are somewhat obvious, but lets have some fun and take his work and have me answer them instead.
(A) Potentially dangerous drugs are illegal because there is a certain breed of people who will not yield to the legal system. These fine characters are not exactly contributing members to society, unless you call peeing near a building exhaust vent as a form of "marking territory" so they can come back there at night when they're done asking you for money outside the liquor store, contributing. Anyway, allow me to stereotype, these people are the most likely people to use "potentially dangerous drugs" and if we keep it illegal to use them, then we have a reason to lock them up and keep them off the streets.
Now you're thinking in your head, that if we lock them up, John and Jane Q tax payer are having to forefit some of their income for these fine specimens. Which is true, but maybe you're understanding that for the wrong reason. It's not so they can be warm and have a soft bed and blanket to sleep on. It's so they aren't asking you for money everytime you just spent some. Or asking you to "help a brother out" every time you are getting off the bus after using your time productively and actually working. Or worse... yes my friends, there is always worse.
But what about people like me Mizzle? Well, if you're enough of an idiot to use the drugs, then go right ahead. I won't miss you, and chances are neither will your "friends". If you'd like to give up the right of doing pretty much whatever you want to at whatever time (within reason) and trade it in for being told when to eat, pee, poop and sleep, not to mention the manner of which you will be doing these (ie: "Hey yo Chad, from now on you sit down when you take a piss!") then be my guest. Just remember to take a short length of rope with you to bight down on when you're on laundry detail and the twisted sisters catch you checking the lint trap for too long.
(B) Kitty can scratch... this is one of those things thats supposed to just come and go, not be talked about in great detail. So I'm not going to talk about it in great detail.
This is a term used when there is a feline often referred to as a "cat" or in this case "kitty" and this "kitty" has the ability to expose his/her claws and move their cute little kitty paws in the "scratching" direction. This may often cause irritation to the scratchee, but do avoid itching throughout the healing process.
Shield Season 3 came to an end this weekend for B.a.D and I... and wholly sh*t what a season it was. Just when you thought you had it all figured out, something new and exciting comes in and blindsides you like a car full of puddle jumping teenagers. To the person who asked "isn't shield in season 5 by now?" Yeah something like that, but we're just watching the box sets at our leisure. This is not the last time B.a.D or myself will push The Shield so get used to it.
But I should pretend that I actually am contributing around here or I better get drinkin my liquids so I can pee somewhere warm for the night.
Song for the day: No song, just turn the radio off and enjoy the ride.
Tv show: I think the flames are on Sportsnet at 7:00pm (MT)
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that SO didnt explain the kitty lieks to scratch thing at ALL
sorry mizzle... theres no reason to lock up drug dealers if drugs become legal. chances are it'd think out the herd a lot too, if u know what i mean
He didn't say to lock them up if drugs became legal, he said they are illegal so we can lock up the idiots that use them.
But yes, thinning the herd would be the best part of them being legal.
hahahahahahhaa
nice
flames suck
flames suck hard
i am a MAJOR shield fan
and i wont spoil it 4 u 2, but season 4 was better
whoa, whoa, whoa.
I was flipping through the channels last night, trying to find something moderately entertaining to watch, when I came accross monday night raw.
Now, I haven't really been a fan of WWF/E since the days of D-gen-X, HBK (when he was still cool) and Steve Austin. so the first thing i see here, is Edge has the belt, and apparently he's going to end MICK FOLEY'S career?
forgive me for my ignorance? but WTF???? how many times can one man's career be ended? seriously, how many times can fans watch one man be pummeled?
There's my rant, maybe BAD can clear this up for me... but c'mon, let the old fat bastard die, OR bring back dude-love, either way lol.
*edit to above*
sorry Foley Fans, I didn't mean to say 'let the old fat bastard die'... but just meant he's a very untallented wrestler, and his 'mick foley' persona is very un-entertaining.
yeah its hard to defend WWE nowadats
edge doesnt have a belt, but someone equally untalented has it
i'm not pickin up what you are puttin down
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