Waxing Backlash (like WWE Backlash, except there's a lot less hair, and it won't suck... I hope)

Ahhh yes, the backlash from the waxing. I knew there'd be lots of it.

To clear some rumors from the peanut gallery up:

• Mizzle, it's not a gross shiver your experiencing when you see those pictures. Let's be honest. It's that strong sploogy scent that should really be reserved for the ladies or that one night when you're drunk, Derek's drunk, things just slip, you realize it actually doesn't feel all that bad, you reassure each other that you're both not "that way" (not that there's anything wrong with that), and things just progress... I've said too much?
• Brendon, the two small peices came about because a normal human beings chest is not perfectly semetrical, therefore some odds and ends needed clearing up.
• Yes Brendon, it does itch like a motherf*cker.
• No Brendon, I did not let anyone wax the basement. It is nicely trimmed though, since you seem so curious. *wink*

Ask B.a.D

Q: How does it make sense that Bret Hart is being inducted in the WWE Hall Of Fame this year? He hasn't gotten over the screwjob yet... it's time he did, it's been almost 10 f*cking years, but that aside, how is it that they're inducting him when he hasn't gotten over it yet?

A: Christ, even Al Qaida thinks that Bret needs to let it go. That makes Bret Hart worse than the terrorists responsible for 9/11.

I realize that does not answer your question, nor does that analogy begin to make sense. I just like throwing unfounded accusations around. Mizzle runs a meth lab.

I fully admit that it would be killer to see Bret get involved in the HBK .vs. McMahon match at WM22 though. I think they may even have laid the groundwork with McMahon ringing the bell on Shawn when Shane had him in the Sharpshooter last weekend. Either that, or they're giving it to Bret in the shorts yet again.

You can only drag a dead whale across the beach for so long, then it's either going to get really heavy, you're going to run into a fence, or it's going to really start to stink. So lets face it, all parties are guilty of dragging this sucker out. McMahon and Hart are both dragging it out 5 years too long.

P.c.P's Quote For Today:
"If Bret Hart had been screwed half as many times as he claimed, he'd have struck oil by now."
- Jim Cornette

By the way, f*ck Bret Hart.

Yeah. F*ck Bret Hart.


Bullet Tips

• So tonight is casino night for Kid's B-Day... me and Britt decided she just had to go out for her 18th, so we're packing up some friends and calling the next of kin.
• "Heist" started up on Wednesday and is a pretty solid show. Thought I'd put it over, hopefully spark a little interest. Check it out.
• 3 more weeks of school... kill me.
• I miss Austin Aries on TV. Stupid TNA.
• Hideous-afro stage is almost over.
• Stupid U of L, how am I supposed to sign up for spring classes on my "assigned day" when you've disabled my login?!
• Ikea with Karine tomorrow. Hope Ikea likes money.

Think that's it.

B.a.D