Where is Waldo? (B.a.D)

Well I don't want the world to come to an end so I better give the best info I can on B.a.D's whereabouts. First of all, he is still alive... I actually was in contact with him Saturday night. He was wearing a blue shirt... and he seemed to be having fun. At the exact time I am writing this he is either in bed or on his way to work... but I can not be certain as he may be sleeping in.

But he's not posting for another couple weeks because he wants time off. Because of this I remembered I should have posted something since this is Monday... the only problem I'm having is that this site is being painfully slow, well I guess there's more problems... like the fact that I havn't yet done anything at work and it's been an hour... but that's the beauty of being me. I can work like crazy when I have something to do, so I get it done real fast, then I can slack and nobody notices.

We were celebrating my brothers bachelor party this weekend. Have to admit, we had a pretty awesome time. That was when I was last in contact with B.a.D... now that you mention it, it was Britt who phoned me to tell me he made it out alive... not actually B.a.D himself... hmmmmmmmm.

Anyway we had a good time, just about had a rumble in the parking lot... I didn't really understand it though... this kid was showing off with his cute little Red car, and as we all came walking out he was reving up his engine like an idiot. I guess he was impressed that he could spin his tires... so anyway we walk out people are yelling at him calling him names, we thought this was funny, then he span off and came about 3 inches from making me a cripple, then he jumped out of his car and got all excited and said "Who the **** was that who ran in front of me" (I didn't run in front of him, I just got close to point out how much of an idiot he was being) So when he asked who it was, right as I was about to pipe up he went after the smallest guy in the entire croud (my roomate). Our one cowboy friend got all worked up cause he hasn't been bullriding in 2 weeks and he shoved the guy pretty hard against his car. His girlfriend came flying out of the car and she was going mental, she came over by me and started screaming at him to get in the car... it was hilarious. This guy looked like a complete idiot. All of the other people we didn't know in the parking lot all wanted a piece of him along with the 8 people I was there with.

It was kind of funny though. We weren't there looking for a fight, we were all just having a good time, he was showing off then started calling everyone on. I'd say I felt like we were being bully's... but the honest truth is that we didn't do anything... Bully's would have mudholed him right there in front of his girl... we just laughed in his acne ridden face.

I do remember at one point he yelled out "I'm popping my trunk" as if he was gonna grab an army from the back (trust me he would have needed it) then he did and there was nothing but some really shitty stereo system in there. Which soon became the laughing stock of the parking lot as announced by this HUGE cowboy (no idea who he was) that was standing beside the car.

Eventually he got his jimmy legs under control and got back into his car (a little help from this crazy nut jub (no idea who he was either) and him and his girlfriend drove off into the night... I'm sure he was going home to change his shorts though.

All in all it was a good night. For the record, me and my friends don't go out looking for trouble. We're pretty fun dudes, but sometimes trouble finds us ;)

But I should go do some work now. I hope everyone has an awesome Monday and awesome rest of the week. Next time I'm posting it'll be from beautiful Indianapolis (is it beautiful?)

I dunno, maybe I'll let you know when I'm there.

KAT... post something NOW! (Haha in good time I'm sure.)

Mizzle