A Bird Shit On My Windshield Today

To make matters better, it was really hot out.

Now it’s caked to my windshield and will not come off.

Thankyouverymuch.

I'm pretty sure all birds poop, but that's for the ornathologists to decide.

So I kind of phoned this in… oh well. Based upon the comment board, I’m currently writing an Upgrade / Downgrade column based on TV now that a lot of shows are coming to an end for the season. So look for that up and coming sometime this week hopefully, depending on how my schedule goes.

The always-entertaining, always-eloquent, sometimes-phones-these-posts-in but never-impotent-except-for-that-one-time-I-couldn’t-get-Lisa-Kudrow-out-of-my-head O.G. of the LiveJournal,
B.a.D