I know this was posted already, but I didn't even get a chance to say how sweet it was. The poor girl had no chance of resisting me... well... I think she rubbed her face down with alcohol when I left the room... but that's not important... what's important is that I told the millions that I would... and I did.
I'm back home from Mexico now. No hitmen found me there, so I guess the air is clear enough between B.a.D and me. I stopped in to see him at work to make sure things were cool between us. He looked a little upset but I think he's getting over it.
The thing is... I like B.a.D so much that I just couldn't possibly imagine what it would be like if he was a girl...
Oh yeah I got side tracked. So I came back from Mexico, everything went off without a hitch. There was this train that drove around the resort (the resort was huge) so you could get on for free and ride until your ass got sweaty (every 10 mins) so you'd stop and get 2 more drinks and get on the next one. This train was more like a big golf cart with trailers that were shaped like train cars... anyway, as the night went on a dare was placed to see who could be driving the train...
I came, I saw, I conquered. Unfortunately the picture of me in the driver seat is not on this computer so when it is I will be sure to post it.
But I just thought I'd take a few minutes to start everyones monday off right by giving them something to read through. Unfortunately for you I'm tired as hell and my nose hurts so I'm thinking bed is where I should be.
But I thought I'd leave you with this until I get more...
Ah hell I can't just leave you with only that, let me post something else...
I hope everyone has a great work week. Feel free to abuse the comment section now... that's why it's there!
Oh, and for those readers in the Denver area I'll be there this week from Tuesday to Thursday.
Mizzle
29 comments:
hahahaha i knew he'd come back to gloat :D
do you guys plan on answering my survey???
haha thats a HOT sign... the nokia one, lol
was that in mexico mizzle?
do the survey!
ARE there readers in denver?
lol
yeah do the survey!
all of u
welcome back mizzle?
i love now that all 3 are going, somethin new almost all the time i come here
Hmm, just doing a little catch-up reading and there's one question that comes to mind ...
Has this Mizzle character ever met any of Heather's uncles? A word of advice for this boy - one of the uncles is huge, mean and prone to blind, violent rages; the other uncle is pissed off enough over that photo to convince him to "go all Uncle Jimmy" on this Mizzle boy. You ain't had a beating until you've had an Uncle Jimmy beating. Trust me, that's how I learned to get beat up. Maybe Mizzle best leave Heather alone, and stay out of NW Calgary for a while.
Uncle Brian ...
I guess you could threaten somebody with what part of the city they're allowed to go in... oh wait that's actually illegal. "Uncle Brian" learn to take a joke. People like you get the comments section taken away when threats start coming around.
Especially when you put your "name" on them.
Ian
Classic stuff mizz too bad some people don't understand good humour. Not like it was a snuff film or anything. Geez relax.
The saddest thing to come of this is uncle brian is likely an adult, getting upset over something that was probably done collectively in good taste, and then takes it further by threatening 1 person that him and another adult who is "huge" would beat him up why not try to fight him yourself? are you that big of a pussy? Maybe you should take your gun?
Guess what pal, I think she's enjoying it, doesn't look to me like she's having that big of a problem with mizzle there.
Mizzle you should check if there is a real uncle brian and report him for this threat, at least there'd be some documentation of this moron saying what he said if it really was uncle brian.
what a loser.
AM
Hey brian, thanks for taking something fun and exciting and turning it into filth.
Your a disgrace to this family.
mizy post that pic every time you make a post!!1
I know uncle brian well and he is all about fun on the blog - he's no threat you guys and is the best uncle that BAD and his sister have - and the funniest...come on brian - show us your funny side and convince these people you were just joking around!
Thank you Uncle Brian for defending my honor....even though you were clearly kidding. Apparently some of you actually need to learn how to take a joke.
B.a.D's Sister
heyzeus h christ people
what the helL>????
what the hell is happening here??????
wasnt this all kind of ajoke??? or is there something serious going on here????
Uncle Brian is gettng twitchy .....
WHOA
i see bad's family is as functional as bad himself...
HAHAHA just kidding my man, love ya
DOUBLEU
uhhh...... i like the sign?!?!?
:D
Uncle Brian says ...
Well, if the beautiful and charming Heather says its OK, then ... I guess it's OK. Wow, quite the reaction from the crew, some of you need to relax. After reading some of nephew BAD's posts, I just figured creative writing and a wee bit of embellishment were openly embraced here! Ha!
Besides, Uncle Jimmy scares the hell out of me, always has, I didn't want to have to call him anyway. You just never know what could happen when you poke that tired, hungry grizzly bear of an uncle. Without even laying a hand on you, he can scare you so bad you'll Mizzle your pants!
Bye for now. Heather, you need your blog back, I'm dying to relate another "just a fat kid on an air mattress story." The folks in BADville are a little testy.
Uncle Brian - Not Like A Regular Grown-Up Uncle at all
testy my black ass
aw boo
bad sister got nothin on bad
maybe your words didnt SOUND like they we're joking, "Uncle Brian"
Haha i miss the fat kid on the air mattress too uncle brian, i just don't have anything interesting to write about. This was sure good for a laugh though, probably the last time i'll be included in a blog for sure though. haha.
bad's sister
p.s. yes, i know i have "nothing" on bad, thanks.
DAMN RIGHT YOU GOT NOTHIN :D
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