Old School

You may have noticed there haven’t been any updates to the site yet this week.

That’s because nobody has written any.

No wait, we have excuses. Mizzle was preparing for a very cool night out that I can’t mention here because of people who apparently don’t read this site, and may or may not be a little crazy. Fortunately, she swore up and down that she doesn’t read us anymore, therefore I have nothing to fear from her, right? I’m actually speaking to him about his “night" right now on MSN as I write this… very entertaining. I sure hope this isn’t killing anyone…

Katastrophe has been busy with her wine cellar / meth lab. I don’t know that to be true, I just like throwing unfounded accusations around. Mizzle sleeps with strippers before he kills them.

Quote For Today:
“Bachelor party! Yeah!!! Let’s kill some strippers!”
- Mizzle
(or maybe Stan from American Dad… he did say unfounded…)

Another Unfounded Quote For Today:
" It's my birthday! Yeah!!! Let's kill some strippers!"
- Mizzle

Yet Another Unfounded Quote For Today:
"Groundhog Day! Yeah!!! Let's kill some strippers!"
- Mizzle

Song For Today:
Noots
- Sum 41

OK, One More Unfounded Quote For Today:
"Rememberance Day... very sad day...
Yeah!!! Let's kill some strippers!"
- Mizzle

I myself have been busy with work and one of the very few girls in the world who shouldn’t stick her head in a toilet, plus I’ve been slowly working on the Upgrade / Downgrade post I promised you guys with season finales. I ended up writing about a fair amount more shows than I had planned, so it’s taking a bit. Considering I only do this for about 20 minutes every other day on average, (if that), it’s coming along.

But I needed a break, so today I’m kicking it back to the old school.

No pictures. No fancy stories. No “Ask B.a.D”. No “Upgrade / Downgrade”. No “Bullet Tips”. No “On B.a.D-Notice”. No Mizzle. No Katastrophe. No P.c.P.

I already did the quote and the song!

All right, here we go!!!

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… dammit, what the hucking fell did I used to write about before I had all these gimmicks?!?!?! Maybe I’m getting soft… well, I’ll try to throw some randomness out there.

Aleta is going better than very good, thanks everyone who asks.

Work is going quite well, Rae-Rae is a perfect fit for the Clubhouse and is doing great. We’ve got a helluva unit of girls (and me), and hopefully Carberry gets her back healthy and comes back soon. I’m still enjoying insane amounts of privilege and writing my own ticket thanks to Carberry and Pegasus. This is easily the best crew I’ve ever worked with anywhere, and, so hopefully it stays this good for at least the summer. I plan on sticking with this until school is done, and until that happens, I’m definitely not going anywhere.

As for other work news, apparent harassment charges are coming my way. I doubt anything will happen, and even if they did, that would only worry me if she actually had some harassment to accuse me of. Maybe I’ll write about that in the future.

Shout out to my old friend Chelsea, who suffered a bit of a personal crisis... Chels, I've known you for years, we've been through a lot together, you deserve the best, and anyone who would do that to you is not the best. When you get back next week, everyone can take a last look at our asses because we're going to party them off until you feel better.

Feel-better party!!! Yeah!!! Let's kill some strippers!!!

... what did I say about no gimmicks this time around?

New Lewis Black CD out soon! A 2-CD’er… it’s already in the Amazon.ca cart and will be coming with my next shipment of stuff, which, for inquiring minds, includes South Park Season 7, The Best Of Christopher Daniels from TNA, Beach (kickass movie) and possibly WrestleMania 22.

Advanced STATS is not an easy course to do in a month and a half, especially with 2 nights a week from 6-10. Myself, Pamela, and Nicolinna are having a hell of a time. In a room that’s 30 degrees Celsius. Sucking fteambath. I have to make sure and dress light even when it’s raining so I don’t pass out from hucking seat stroke. Can anyone follow what I’m saying when I switch the letters around like that?

And for the last news of the day before I sign off here… I’m going to be a hair model!

That’s right bitch, a hair model!

Yes. I got this big rad news a couple weeks ago. My longtime stylist, style-advisor, and all-around make-me-look-good goddess Courtney is going to California for a couple weeks to attend seminars on the latest U.S. hairstyles. Because we’re apparently a couple years behind the States in hair (for reasons not well explained), she wants to come back and try out all her new stuff on somebody, she said I’d be her first choice, and it sounded interesting so I said let’s do it. So on June 1st, I get my first experiment.

If I can go all GQ for a moment, this is why it pays good to stick with a stylist and treat and tip good, guys. I’ve been going to Courtney for 3 years now, the haircuts take a little longer and I tip around $20 on top of an already expensive haircut per visit, but it pays off.

It’s not just the haircut. It’s the style advice. She’ll tell me what would look good on me and isn’t afraid to tell me when I have a dumb hair or style idea. She’s never once steered me wrong when it comes to a hairstyle or any kind of style, really. She’s always there for those questions that guys are supposed to know the answers to but really don’t.

If I’m going out to something and someone tells me to dress “smart casual”, I start to panic and think that whatever “smart casual” is, I probably don’t have it. So I call Courtney up and she tells me exactly what to wear. Great girl.

So I’m looking forward to seeing what she has in store for me, she’s assured me there will be some unique hairstyles and coloring involved. Hopefully I don’t come away looking like an art student or with anything involving any type of hair extensions.

Of course, if the worst happens, I’ll just shave my head again. It’s summer anyways, I’ve already gone way longer into the year than I usually do before I dome up.

Jealous? … Yeah, you’re totally jealous.

Well, that's my freakin' literary load spent. Man, this was harder than I thought, writing without my gimmicks (for the most part.) How did I ever do this a couple years ago without the gimmicks and other people to help take the load off? Man, I used to be a machine. How did I ever cram all that in?

... ohhhhhhhh right, I was in SAIT.

Real Quote For Today:
"You know, we've had a lot of laughs tonight. But I'll tell you what's not funny. Killing strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you sexually for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. But there's no reason to kill them. Because most of them are already dead inside. Well, goodnight folks!"
- Peter from Family Guy

Mizzle Sez:
Shut up. Fag.

P.c.P Sez:
What did you say?!?!

Fack. Who am I kidding. I can't write without gimmicks anymore. They're all too much damn fun. Ah well, I tried.

Peace out,
B.a.D