Good with the B.a.D

Alright, well since B.a.D is having the time of his life on a boat where the gender ratio is working in his EXTREME favor, I will have to make a post. So here it is...

I've been away for a long weekend again, this time I was in the wonderful mess called Edmonton. Got to see some family and went to the water park. Had a pretty good time there, but I must say, those slides sure kick the crap outta me. If you havn't been, I suggest you go, but take a neck brace with you for after you're done. It could just be me, or could be the fact that I have this wicked need for speed, or it could be the fact that I do about 100 slides a minute because I get such a rush out of it. But MAAAAN is my neck sore when I'm done there. I was there this time last year (I think) and it was an ok time, but this time that I was there I had a friggen riot. Must be the company... *HIGH FIVE* haha gotta love Borat. Speaking of which...

Have you bastards ran out and purchased the Ali G DVD's yet? Don't get the movie, get the seasons... or have you at least searched Borat on google or better yet... search "borat" on youtube? Ok, well go do it now...

Which reminds me more... Have you been to youtube? I believe it's www.youtube.com anyway, go there, and just browse the video's. There's so much shit in there. You can search anything and it will come up with stuff and you'll wonder where your afternoon went.

Which reminds me again, if you search Mentos and Diet Coke... and watch those videos... it actually works. Last night we (group info not disclosed) were sitting around thinking of something to do, and so we made a 2L of Diet Coke and Mentos purchase. I tried to get as many as I could into the bottle but I only made it to 4 Mentos before I had to turn and run away because the coke was coming up real fast. No word of a lie, the coke shot up at least 10 feet into the air. Not only that but it emptied the coke right down to the bottom of the label. That's how much of the delicious coke it forced out. Furthemore, I tried a taste of the diet coke immediately after, and it was completely flat. Flatter then... well you get the point.

Well hopefully some of the readers are going to filter back now, knowing that B.a.D is due back from his sexy getaway, where he's been surounded by bikin babes. Sharing sleeping arrangments in a tight packed love boat, you know he's jumping bed to bed like a true B.a.D would. Keep on Rockin in the free world B.a.D, remember to bring me the pictures and stories of the sex party you call houseboating.

Mizzle