Like You Needed Another Reason Why Oprah Winfrey Blows, But Here You Go Anyways

I wasn't going to write until I put the Ask B.a.D up, but this just had to be addressed.

The other day on the Oprah Winfrey show, Oprah tried to pump her own gas, but couldn't. She didn't know how. She then had someone pump it for her. She then became appauled that gas was so expensive.

It's good to see that Oprah is so in touch with world affairs, isn't it? Affairs like, I dunno, gas being expensive. Someone should make sure she knows about the war going on, or at least make sure that she knows there are worse things in the world than mom's without minivans.

Sure, thousands are dying needlessly and the dwindling of a major natural resource is sucking all North Americans who aren't rich dry, but a single mom with 5 kids and only one bathroom? That's gotta stop. Go buy her a house already.

Seriously. Paris Hilton can't even claim this s*it. Look at her pump that gas while wearing a skirt, high heels, and talking on a cell phone!

Now, I'm sure that everyone expects me to put Oprah "On B.a.D-Notice" or something, but even that is too good for her. She's so far past that I'm going to have to create a more serious board for her. But until I do that, I'm going to keep it fresh and go in another direction.

Paris Hilton smarter than Oprah Winfrey. You heard it here first.


KAT sez:

Hmmmm, I read the post and felt I had to go ahead and say my two cents....I'll begin by first of all stating that by comparing Oprah and Paris Hilton to each other is pretty much like comparing a 5 star chocolate mousse to a pile of cow dung found on the side of a well used country road..........
That beind said, I must admit....the fact that Oprah cannot pump her own gas, and was shocked at the price of gas.....yes....well.....perhaps her regular gas jockey was sick????? Never-the-less.....ridiculous.
I, personally, am not a big fan of either of their shows....however...I'm quite certain that in any sort of political debate......or for that matter any intelligent matter of any kind......I'm certain that the big 'O' would win by a landslide.
I thought it might be a good laugh to include a link that I read about recently.......just for fun....
(B.a.D you need to check this one out, muahahaha)

http://www.oprah08.net

Now, don't worry.....I am by no means taking anyone's sides here....I am a little bit torn, however, by who I'd rather have pump my gas.....hmmmm....I'm thinking it comes down to who can clean my windshield better.....
Would I rather have someone surrounded by assistants doing the dirty work for her.......Or would I rather have someone holding an assortment of pets and purses.......if I had my own notice board.....they'd both be on it, for sures.....

B.a.D.....debate post.......coming up.........get ready to bow down to me and Mizzle.

KATastrophe

Let's keep in mind here that I wasn't saying Paris Hilton was great by any means. I'm just saying that this makes her smarter than Oprah. If Paris Hilton can do a menial task such as pumping gas, there's no excuse why the rest of the world, celebrities included, should be able to if the situation calls for it.

Later kids.
God Bless,
B.a.D


Mizzle Sez:
Sweet jeebus. What the hell is going on here. I'm so shocked and disgusted and... well... I'm a bunch of things... what makes me the most sick. Is to point out to people, that after all their years of thinking "Oh, Operah ith thooo sthmart, she onth wath telling me about how homeless people are jutht like uth but with sthmaller bank accountsth" You get smacked in the face with the fact that your teacher "O" who teaches you about how to get along in today's society, and whatever other shit you believe she does for you, you now realize "Wholly f-bomb, this idiot has hardly ever actually interacted with real life."

People if you keep watching her show, they'll just keep making it.

On a side note, B.a.D and I will be finishing Arrested Development tonight. Those who want to join can put their season 3 in the dvd player at about 4:30 this afternoon. We even invite you to pretend we are sitting in the same room as you, while you offer us drinks and snacks, to which we politely object due to our overwhelming charm and commitment to your friendship. Everytime something funny happens, just imagine B.a.D and I sitting there laughing and then looking at eachother and shaking our heads as we let out that post laugh noise that people make... you know the noise. I think we're eating Extreme Pita, so if you need to go get one of those sweet sweet pitas and heat it up in the microwave so it smells like we're sitting there eating it too. Oh and I've been a bit gassy lately... so maybe you should get some flatulence enducing foods... just to fill the void that I would normally fill in.

Quote for the day: (Since B.a.D denied us a B.a.Dism...)
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
Friedrich Nietzsche, Ecce Homo, ForewordGerman philosopher (1844 - 1900)

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