Hen's Night - Is there a point?

24 hours ago i was recovering from a big night, nursing a bad headache and also hoping that no camera phone photos would surface from the night before. I had just attended my very first official hen's night. It started out innocently enough, a few drinks at the Bride's mothers house, family and friends mingling over cocktails and champagne. Suddenly it was as if something snapped. There was a karaoke machine produced, there was suddenly a straw that had suspicious veins running down it in my drink and there was a poster of a naked guy on the wall ready to play pin the *##* on the naked guy. I must have had just enough to drink to be in some sort of contemplative mood, but i was left wondering, what was the point of tonight?

Thinking back i am totally mortified that i would dance with 10 girls around the dj box with toilet paper veils, condom wrapper necklace's and a party hat with naked men all over it. At the time, i couldn't think of anywhere i would rather be, now i'm praying the photos don't surface. EVER. My boy is in the wedding party, his best friend is getting married in a month's time. He is the one organising the Buck's weekend. I'm wondering what they will get up to now, they are camping at a place where they all grew up together, which is in the middle of nowhere. Should i be worried? Not, of course, about anything to do with other women, strippers or animals. More like should i be worried that they will dance around singing Pussycat Dolls and wearing edible underwear like we did?

I guess this is just the first of many of these type events i will attend over the years... i guess i'm looking forward to the next one, and this time i will have thought ahead and protected myself ;o)

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

of course its worth it! at the time...

Anonymous said...

hahahaha its after the fact that it doesnt feel so good.......

Anonymous said...

good post OZI!

Anonymous said...

OZI r u excited for the OC???

Mary and Craig said...

Yesssss! I am excited for the OC, but season 3 won't be hitting our screens down under till Feb 2007! We're about to go onto our summer hiatus, and all the good shows finished about 2 months ago!

Anonymous said...

what di u think about the ending of season 2 then????

Anonymous said...

summer hiatus??? wtf??? its winter now....

Anonymous said...

OZIstyle, dumbass.... shes an aussie

Anonymous said...

GP OZI! look forward to more

Anonymous said...

ALL OC FANS:
go to FOX.com/oc and click the video "you wont believe how things have changed" to see the extended season 3 preview

Anonymous said...

wicked trailer! that kicks ass!

Anonymous said...

RYAN IS SLEEPING WITH JULIE?!?!?!?

Mary and Craig said...

Ahhhhhhhhh don't spoil it for me!!

;o)

Mary and Craig said...

I wasn't all that impressed with the season 2 ending, we all knew she was going to die, so i just thought it would be a little more... dramatic? Something was lacking...

Anonymous said...

KILL Me

OC looks horrible

Anonymous said...

GOOD post OZI

look forward to more

write about what went wrong with the OC the last couple seasons! in a post i mean

Anonymous said...

how about Sheild? into that???

Mary and Craig said...

I don't think we get the shield down here... and i've read alot about Aarested Development on here as well, we don't get that!

They played the latest season of 24 here over 3 weeks from 11pm-1am 3 times a week!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
summer hiatus??? wtf??? its winter now....

October 16, 2006

...WHO IS THE SMART ONE THAT DOESNT KNOW THAT SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA IS WINTER IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Anonymous said...

24 rocks

cant wait for new season