Nina Myers to my Jack Bauer. Biff to my Marty McFly. Mr. Toomy to my creepy little blind girl. Brian to my Stewie. Kramer to my Bill Cosby, Dave Chappelle, Bernie Mac, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, 50 Cent... well, I think you get the basic gist.
Here it is:
That's right. The badminton birdie. I'll get you, you wily motherf...
Sooooo... last Thursday the lovely Aleta and myself played badminton at the gym, with Mizzle and his friend D-Man. We played for a good hour and a bit. We rotated to every possible team combination we could possibly do with four people. Every team I was on subsequently lost. I was like the anchor dragging a bloated, stinking corpse to the bottom of the ocean.
Now, it's been about 10 years since I played badminton in high school, so I could claim that as an excuse, but I'm not going to. What I'm going to ask is who the FUCK designed this thing, let alone decided that it was something that would be cool to hit with a raquet? The shit doesn't even fly straight, and I'm holding a raquet that feels like it's going to fly out of my hands and smoke Mizzle in the temple every time I take a swing.
LOOK at the thing. How the hell did someone think of this? Look how retarded it looks. That's a brainstorm in my book. This is just one of those things that you know some guy thought up while he was drunk and it became the national pastime of... well, you know, one of them loser countries.
So there you have it. Now you know my weakness. Although in my case, the picture really looks more something like this:
Moving on...
The bad news for Mizzle and myself is that The Sheild Season 5 DVD's don't come out until March, and the new season will have started by then. Since I've already seen them anyways (although I would watch them again, they're that good), I'm posting THE INCREDIBLE last few major moments up on the website here.
Today is Part 1: Lem leaves the Strike team. After being busted with heroin that he had to steal to cover Shane's ass, Lem has to go on the run or he faces jail time in a prison where a criminal who he once put away has a hit out on him.
I dare you to watch this entire clip, along with the two others I'll post the next couple times, and tell me it's NOT TV perfection. This is Lem leaving the Strike Team after 5 seasons of running with his best friends, being forced to go on the run and leave everything behind.
YouTube For Today
The Shield: Lem Leaves The Strike Team And Goes On The Run
16 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
at least he can admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahah GREAT POST
i loved the pic of hte giant birdie
that clip WAS awesome
best part of the shield series so far, in my opinion... i just about cried when i saw it
i dont even watch the shield and that was a great clip.. . those guys saying goodbye was sad
I love how B.a.D. is constantly trying to recruit people into his Sheild-Cult.
Well this is ONE person you won't recruit! *waves shuttlecock at B.a.D.* blahahaha, i know your weakness now, you're going down!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
hiarious
shuttlecock
hahahahah i loved this post!!!!! the best one of the season so far if u ask me, and i LOVED LOVED LOVED the trailer!!!!
BRUSH how do u not like the shield!??!?!??!
yea did u actually watch that clip???
the shield is the shit... when does the new season start???
TV perfection
Honestly I've never WATCHED the sheild (to my knowledge) - other than the brief 'detective scrotes' cameo in the family guy movie - I'm just harassing The BaDman
brush dont knock it til u try it man... ull probably like it
bad n miz and a lot of us i think are addicted as fuck
BAD keep the youtube coming.....
why did u show the last sheild vid first? or IS that the beginning?
i just thought him leaving would be the end
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