The Eko Over The Voice

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Anonymous said...
LOLz i LUVED MOD CRAZY and mizzle sez!!!
best oneS in a long tyme!!!

... bothered.

Leave it to myself and Mizzle to bring in the teenage chatroom crowd.

They spelled "time" with a "y".

... I mean, that's not even an abbreviation.

Wow.



Speaking of Mizzle, on a recommendation of him and his brother, I've gotten around to checking out the "Loose Change" video on the internet that everyone is talking about. Yes, I know, I'm late, so don't bother pointing that out. For those who are unaware, it's a video about how the government and the military caused 9/11.

Now, I will say that I think this video was really well put together and was really fun to watch. I will also say that I think the video is absurd. Anyone who knows me knows I'm not a Bush fan, and you know what, I think there probably IS a lot more to 9/11 and related stories than we'll ever get around to hearing, but there is NO way any of this is feasible.

The ironic part is that I could even consider myself a guy who loves a conspiracy theory, and even I can't stomach this bullshit. For example, I believe that there is a small, reptile-like creature called Chupacabra that sucks the blood of goats in Mexico. Area 51? Hell yes. Roswell? Pass me the Kool-Aid. But "Loose Change" elevates bullshit to an artform. Watching this video is like being bukakked with stupid.

Here's the biggest reason that "Loose Change" is crap:

The fact that the creator of the video is still alive.

No wait, stay with me for a second.

The creator is assuming that the U.S. government had no problem killing 3000 innocent people. This is not the reason why the video is false, the reason the video is false is because if the government has no ethical qualms about killing it's own people, why wouldn't they kill the creator of the video that could threaten to expose this enormous conspiracy and shut down this website?

If the U.S. government was willing to orchestrate 9/11, then it must have been worth it to them to cause so much suffering and loss of life. So if there WAS any truth to this, you can bet your ass the government would not let a couple of peckerwoods with a couple of Mac's and too much time on their hands jeopardize their entire operation by letting this stupid video float around on the internet.

There is no 9/11 conspiracy. I win.



Oh, and I'm glad everyone enjoyed my "Mob Crazy" post. It was even good enough to get the Mizzle nod! Thanks to everyone who enjoyied it, but I banished the John Abruzzi from Prison Break voice from my head, so there won't be any more...
Cheese 'N Crackers! It's Mr. Eko from Lost!

Well, why not... people seemed to really enjoy the Abruzzi thing... why not put a few more of my favourite characters out there for people to enjoy, and either I'll have a hit like I did with the B.a.Dsaga or Ask B.a.D, or I can run it into the ground further than the liquid magma core of the earth. Let's see where it goes.

B.a.D

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha

GP

Anonymous said...

hahha yea i enjoy the guest voice thing

its kind of liek the PCP thing except u can use all kinds of characters

use jack bauer!!!

Anonymous said...

lol

good post meester bad

Anonymous said...

hahahaha i love GOB on the banner too

HE should be a characteer!

Anonymous said...

GP bad!

Anonymous said...

GP

great posts lately

Anonymous said...

actually i kinda like the serious posts like the prayer and the other stuff....... BUT i like them mixed in with the funny stuff like this

Anonymous said...

GP bad

MR EKO RULES

Anonymous said...

GP! BADman

good posts

Anonymous said...

MIZZLE i know im late but i loved ur post... bad i loved ur last 2 as well