Sure, I'd Love To Help You Out... Now Which Way Did You Come In?

"New Post Please. You people need to pull your fingers out of your ass's and do some more posting! Ive been missing reading them because there are hardly any. What happened to Kat & Ozi? Havent heard from them in a fair while"
- Anonymous Commenter

Thanks for commenting, you horses ass. It's refreshing feedback like this that makes it all worthwhile.

So... are your parents siblings? Or are you one of those people that someone would use as a blueprint to build an idiot?

In all seriousness, myself and the rest of the staff here send our apologies. You see, lately it's been hard to pull our fingers out of our "ass's" (...?) and do some posting. I know that for myself, little things keep getting in the way. Things like, y'know, work, school, friends, family, working out, TV, movies, music, video games, reading, eating, sleeping, driving, parties, joining the army, barmitzfahs, communist rallies, shingling the roof, sweeping the chimney, studying to become an attack dog trainer, candle making, panhandling, stucko-ing the bathroom tiles, monorail conducting, grave digging, writing my last will and testament, caulking the bathtub, studying botany, running for sanitation commissioner, joining Greenpeace, and *high-pitched-Stewie-voice* finishing that novel I've been working on (watch Family Guy).

If you took a look at 98% of the other blogs out there, no one reads them... AT ALL!!! EVER!!! They get about as much use as a Betamax video recorder. We are a site that is POPULAR, with about 200 hits a day, that people actually READ.

We are still one of the 100 most viewed sites on Blogger. And I don't know how many times you people will force me to say this, but it is BECAUSE we don't force ourselves to write when we don't feel like it, otherwise we'd turn out CRAP.

People like you think they're entitled to way too much, get arrested for stealing something you think should be yours, go to jail, and then fate sticks you with an unfortunate individual for a cellmate.

(Watch Prison Break)

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

And now, for more on this issue, much to your delight and surprise I'm sure, I bring you the return of my close friend, workout partner, co-worker, non-sexual crush, and fellow-poster, who wrote the BEST COMMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE SITE last post... a man who needs NO introduction whatsoever...

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Well thanks for writing in kind anonymous commenter.

We regret to inform you that we are no longer paying the bloggers as much money as we used to pay and due to this we've had an overwhelming amount of unwritten blogs. We have considered perhaps leaving the current rate where it is and just hiring more bloggers, however, we would need to find some serious individuals with a strong spine so as to not let the demands of our paying subscribers, such as yourself, break them.

We would also like to take this opportunity to thank you for your comment and to encourage you to stay tuned for more posts, as we have taken your carefully thought out comment to heart and were deeply upset that we have in one way or another upset you. We also would like to thank you for suggesting that we remove our fingers from our asses, as that would encourage typing which is essential for posting.

Your request will be processed at our earliest convenience as we strive to achieve our goal of customers first. We hope you continue to subscribe to our blog as we appreciate your membership as much as we appreciate your delight, when you get what you have paid for. Your dad wasn't joking when he shared a laugh with his friends at work about how you would have been a better blow job.

But please do keep on subscribing and leaving your valuable and well thought out comments. Your business is important to us. Keep in your thoughts that when this blog stops it's because of you and people like you.

B.a.D & Mizzle
(Two Dudes With Attitudes)


PS:
Agreed 100%.

You wouldn't believe how busy the life of BRush has been recently... the puppy's on the way... the work is taking up 50+ hours a week... the fingers in the ass definately take up time...

We'll post when we're good and ready.
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