I Have No Idea What You're Talking About, And I'd Bet Good Money That Neither Do You

Anonymous said...
u have a job? i thot coop fired your az just b4 the gym fired your az?

B.a.D, of "never having been fired in his entire life" fame, says...
Don't hate. Appreciate!

Current Mood: Amused.


See, what I'm having a hard time figuring out, aside from the pre-pubescant-teenage-chatroom-webcam-whore-speak, which looks to have been sent in through some sort of text message or sidekick device three quarters of the way through through half-price cocktail hour at Moxies...


... is whether this someone who thinks they "know" me because they've talked to some old hag I used to work with, an ex from years ago, or who even knows what else, knows whether or not that what they're being told, and then posting, is what we in the trade call "blatant fiction". So how, exactly, am I supposed to be even mildly offended by something that's not true?


I actually already had an old acquaintance bring up the fact that they know who it is, and it's actually a pretty funny thing to me if it is INDEED this person, but I can't bothered to care until you either post something negative about me that's actually true, or, y'know, put a name on one of these if you'd like me, or anyone else, to take you seriously.

'Till then, stay frosty.


Things I'm Excited About:

• Invading another bachelor party with the FZ boys next week.
• Myself and Amber, who has become an Elaine to my Jerry of sorts, going to two top-notch parties at Mynt in the next couple months.
• New car shopping. Brand new fully-loaded 2007 Cobalt is in the lead thus far.
• Date #3 with Jas on Friday.
• Being able to slam through a course a month while getting paid.
• Being able to see Andrea and Colin this weekend.

Once again, brought to you by the grace of my employer...
God Bless,
B.a.D