Bangkok Hilton


Every Monday morning the first thing i do when i enter the train station is head to the news stand to pick up my favorite trashy magazine - NW. Here is this morning's front page...

No, i am not going to pick up on the fact that the always classy LL has apparently been video taped snorting coke off of a toilet seat in a nightclub, B-Rush ;o)

I'm going to voice my opinion on Paris Hilton's jail sentence. When i first heard the news she was going to jail for 45 days i have to admit, i laughed and thought good, it's about time. I'm no Paris fan, that's for sure. She's certainly not the prettiest, nicest, richest girl in the world so i struggle to understand why she gets the attention she does.

As i settled into the train trip this morning and devoured the 6 page spread on Paris i started to change my mind... i wouldn't wish the sort of thing she is in for on my worst enemy. She's going to be fed devon for lunch and boiled chicked for dinner every day. She will have a toilet with no seat or lid, she will sleep on a thin and soiled mattress and be made to take group showers.

There have already been reports that gang members already in the prison will be awarded special point promotions within their gangs for harming her, raping her and even killing her. She will be given 2 pairs of underwear, 2 pairs of socks and an orange jumpsuit to live in.

I don't know about you, but that sounds particularly awful. I'm all for the fact that she has broken the law, even openly flaunted breaking rules and laws in the public's face, but what happens if she doesn't come back? What will happen if she does get raped and killed? Will the world be the same without Paris Hilton?

20 comments:

B-Rush said...

hahah, I heard about Ms. Lohan back on the coke.... not surprised personally - I never thought she was a classy kind of hot Ozi ;)

Paris? yeah... I don't know either... I'm kindof in the Tom Arnold camp here, send her to forced rehab (locked down rehab, not the pretty spa rehabs celebs frequent).

If that doesn't work? THEN send her to jail.

Anonymous said...

anyone whos incarcarated faces those risks, she deserves no special treatment

Anonymous said...

Well, you do KNOW that everyone who can possibly spread money inside and outside that prison, will make sure she's held somewhere safe in the prison, I'm sure.

This is just another pathetic tabloid looking to make money off of making the situation seem more dangerous than it is.

Anonymous said...

Sure, the fact that she is famous lends things to be a bit more dangerous for her, so in that respect, assuming any of that is true, I agree.

But the mattress, the food, the toilet, the group shower? EVERYBODY else who goes to prison has to do that stuff, so she deserves no better, I agree.

Anonymous said...

ph made her choice when she broke the law

im just surprised she hasnt tried to milk a reality show out of it or some shit

Anonymous said...

bah

PH is a cancer on the world

who cares

Mary and Craig said...

LoL oh yeah i agree with you guys now... you're right, i must have been in some kind of sympathetic mood yesterday... she broke the law and she should be treated as anyone else would be...

I think she's more worried about having to go without alcohol, crack and dope for 45 days!

Anonymous said...

the world would be a BETTER place without paris

Anonymous said...

while were at it, can we off nicole richie???

Anonymous said...

do you guys remember a while back when yochanan said he might see bad again one day

FORESHADOWING
how will he play into all this?

will bad flee to him??

Anonymous said...

no, that doesnt make any fucking sense

Anonymous said...

GP OZI
i do feel a BIT sorry 4 her.....

Mary and Craig said...

Um looks like i should be eating my words right now, Lindsay Lohan has won Maxim Magazine's hottest female on the earth award...

what the *&#$??

Anonymous said...

If Paris Hilton didnt flaunt her money in everyones faces then i probably would feel sorry for her.

But as far as Im concerned she knew what she was doing....and she actually got caught, which is even better! If she actually didnt know that she was allowed to drive then maybe I would think different.

Anyone who gets caught behind the wheel whilst being drunk KNOWS you lose your license automatically!! I just cannot comprehend how she 'thought' she could drive??!?!

To be honest I thought she would have bribed her way out of it somehow!! But she must have gotten a judge that didnt like her!

It will be nice to see her go without her hair extensions, make up, designer clother...and most of all I was to see her be raciest like she has done in the past! Im sure her attitude will be well and truely gone by the time she gets into jail!

With any luck this experience might make her a better person?

B-Rush said...

Where as I don't agree she's the hottest female on earth.... I've still gotta enjoy this a little Ozi ;)

Don't worry, this is the last you'll hear about it though.

Anonymous said...

no brush! rub it in her face!!!!
kidding ozi ;)

Mary and Craig said...

Maybe we should have our own BAD vote on who we think the hottest males and females on the planet are?

Anonymous said...

i want to hear what MIZ and OZI thought of badsaga!

Anonymous said...

new post please

Anonymous said...

Yea, I agree on the BAD hottest 100 men & women! Good idea