Happy Birthday to me!

Good day folks!

As you might have guessed by the title - it's B-Rush's birthday today (May17) - Saturday there'll be a few [probably a few more than enough] wobbly pops downed, maybe some inebriated shinanigans as-well, we'll just have to see.

Please make cash donations to:

B-Rush Fanclub c/o: B-Rush wants a new motorcycle - Calgary Canada.

All cards will be mechanically filtered for money - cheque - or gift certificate and then in an environmentally friendly way be used as campfire kindling. All of your notes and heartfelt poems will be responded to now - preemptively:

Thanks Dude/Dudette.

.That is all.

Paris Update:

for "good behaviour", including showing up for her court date - she's having her sentance cut in HALF! blahaha, too funny isn't it people? If any of us decided to show up for our court date - think our sentances would be halved? not a chance!

LL vs. KD Update:

well... not much to say here - Maxim's not exactly the best judge of attractiveness. I never agree with their list at all - and actually nobody I know agrees with it. I mean c'mon, there's no way Lohan's hotter than Jessica Alba, or Scarlet Johannson - all three hotter than KD though ;) - It just doesn't work.

Micro$oft:

Does anybody have an xbox 360? Any of you ever try to download something from the marketplace that costs something called "Microsoft Points"? Seriously, WTF is Microsoft thinking? OK, I guess I know what they're thinking - Let's sell stuff online xbox - and charge "microsoft points - aka magic microsoft money", however we'll be clever and charge odd numbers - like 1200 points for something, and you can only buy these points in packs of 500 or 1000! so in order to get what you want - you have to buy BOTH packs of points (1000 + 500 = 1500 for those mathmatically challenged of us).

NOW the users who spend money on our consoles, games, live subscriptions, and accessories have an EXCESS amount of points (300). well, ok, they can still buy some stuff... wait... no you can't... you have to BUY MORE POINTS because the next thing you want isn't 300 points, it's 350/400 points!!!!!

It's a vicious circle (note to self: B-Rush must check out the renovated VC) that Microsoft has cleverly engineered to screw the user.

.End Rant.


Coolest Places in Town

Well everyone, It's been awhile since I've really been spending any time out on the town, and this birthday thing has brought up an interesting point - I know of NO really cool places in Calgary to hang out - lounges, pubs, restaurant/lounge ideas....

So here's the B-Rush Fanclub assignment for the day - where's your FAVORITE place downtown Calgary to hang out and have a couple casual drinks with friends?

Hope everyone has a great - safe - long weekend. If you're headed out camping, remember.... drink responsibly!

If you're too drunk to hold the beer without spilling - get a sippy cup!

B-Rush OUT

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

happy birthday brush!!!!

Anonymous said...

ceilies

new one, wherever that is

Anonymous said...

anywhere on 17th besides tequila

Anonymous said...

not from calg

brush good post tho!

Mary and Craig said...

Happy Birthday B-Rush!

Ummm yes i know someone who has a 360 - my boyfriend. Yes i also know all about the points plan as i heard him going on about it for days... but frankly what i said to him was this - stop being a tightass, you just spent $700 on the stupid console, buying a game in a shop costs close to $100 so stop complaining about the couple of bucks you need to buy me Backgammon like i want ;o) Love playing that game...
OziStyle = Geek
Hey does that mean we can play eachother on Xbox Live? Or can you only play random people?

Anonymous said...

the 3 hooded figures that brought down the BADCAVE originally were PCP, GGB, OSH

PCP was there and it was before GGB and OSH came along so it would make sense

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FAVORITE PURPLE WRITER!!!!

Anonymous said...

You kids are totally obsessed with TV, video games and pop culture. How old are you? Are any of you in your twenties yet? Are any of you having "substantial thoughts" of your own on any issues yet?

Just curious.

B-Rush said...

^^ anonymous:

are you serious? If you've been reading for any length of time, you'd know roughly how old we are.

most of us were at SAIT (college) several years ago. You'd also know that we all work FULL TIME - so therefore we're OUT of college

therefore we'd have to be over 18 at least... if we went into college right after High School - we'd be 20 assuming we'd all taken a 2 year program.

FYI: I'm 22 - I won't let out the ages of everyone because that's not my place.

And yes - I do have 'substantial' thoughts

Anonymous said...

Good, like what? Can you give me your opinion on any issue without repeating something said by Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Michael Moore or Al Gore?

Maybe on something more substantial than Lindsay Lohan?

B-Rush said...

Y'know - this is pointless. I'm sitting here getting worked up over an anonymous commenter... jeeze.

Serious opinion... You're a jackass, I have no energy to write an entire post here. But long story short, we post what we want on this site. Don't like it? solution's simple; don't read it.

Generally I reserve my serious discussions to people I respect.

Anonymous said...

That's what I thought. Well then, good luck debating the merits of various drug-addled marketing psuedo-celebrities then. I cannot wait until you discuss which of the two Jessica's is "hottest", I shall stay tuned for that riveting exchange.

Anonymous said...

It's a relief to know that the morons don't come out JUST when myself or Mizzle are writing.

Not much could have broken me out of the start of my hiatus, but I had to welcome my buddy B-Rush here to the club of successful writers! You know you've made it when you get your first monkey. It might bug you, but hey, once you remember (or get reminded) that these people are taking the time to write and check comments of sites they aren't interested in anyways, you'll realize how much their opinion is worth to you.

Buddy, when you say "important issues", are you talking about politics? I wrote several of political view posts, but I don't continue with them most of the time because:

A) I didn't find it incredibly fun to write about, and why write about it for free if I'm not enjoying it?

B) Because I didn't have fun writing it, I don't feel like it turned out that good.

C) Everyone who had a different political opinion on what I wrote decided that they now had grounds to call me an idiot, and because they, again, are taking the time to comment on a site they don't like, I realized how much their opinion was worth to me, and that they weren't worth responding to.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, just like B-Rush and th rest of us are entitled to write about what they enjoy, just like everyone is entitled to reading what they enjoy. So if you don't like reading it, then why in the world ARE you, let alone commenting on it?

And because you're looking forward to it, for the record, Jessica Simpson will win every "which Jessica is hotter" every time. Also, that will be more fun to write about, and will get way more readers than anything you could come up with.

I also enjoy the fact that you make fun of us for watching things like Colbert and Stewart, which are highly regarded and well-known as some of the most highly-rated, intelligent comedic shows on late-night television.

What exactly is an "important issue" to you? And what makes you think that just because it's important to you, it should be important to everyone?

I think that's what they call bigotry on some continents. Including North America.

The thing you have to realize, "anonymous", is that we write about what we find interesting. Clearly, it works. Check out the counter.

So you better hurry up and start your political blog, buddy. You and I both know the masses are waiting for it! Think of the hits you'll get! Hell, I'll even put up a link, because I bet it'll be more exciting than a weekend with fucking Batman.

Congratulations, B-Rush.
Welcome to the club, buddy.

B.@.D

Anonymous said...

moxies on 17th is good... was there with the badman myself a couple nites ago!!!

Anonymous said...

brush bad is right, dont let these guys get to you, they're all over

Anonymous said...

boo to anonymous

Anonymous said...

GP BRUSH... good work to u and bad, these people need to be reminded of just how much their opinion matters sometimes

Anonymous said...

The youngsters are vitriolic today, aren't they? One should not so easily attack another who is merely seeking intelligent dialog. By the way I was remiss in my last post for not casting my vote for the hottest Jessica. Surely it has to be "Alba" who wins, the young lady is stunning in her bathing costume. Carry On, lads, carrion.

Anonymous said...

shut it already

no one cares

Anonymous said...

another GP with another BP (bad commenter)
:D

Anonymous said...

I've got a question for you, "anonymous"... do you think you SOUND smart?

Anonymous said...

It is not a question of 'thinking' I am smart, as you ask, my young little 'blogging' friend. Truly one feels wise and knowledgeable when one is comfortable with one's beliefs and convictions.

Carrion.

Anonymous said...

There are plenty of stupid people out there who think they're pretty smart.....

Anonymous said...

Carrion hey..... same jerkoff as before?

Anonymous said...

if it is the same, then WTF, i thought we didnt have to deal with this oxygen theif anymore

Mary and Craig said...

I know it's a bit late, but here's my little piece in response to that commenter...

I work for the government. I spend my days sitting in meetings, composing proposals, writing invoices and requisitions, the last thing i want to do when i get home, or have a day off is think substantial thoughts about anything related to politics!

I am 24 years old in 13 more days ;o)

Anonymous said...

i thought you worked in a museum ozi not some big gov job

Mary and Craig said...

Yes i work in a museum - a GOVERNMENT run museum... i'm a Commercial Manager in the Arts, Museums and Libraries sector of state government - it hasn't got anything to do with people running for government, but believe me i deal with alot of policy and procedure...

Anonymous said...

Rude Commenter: You type as if you're mimicking some character from a movie.. the only problem is you don't know which one so you are not even remotely consistent. So instead of going on and on, I just want to say that I hope someone in your family dies soon.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

I understand how pissed off people are getting with the rude comments but wishing someone's family member would die is a terrible thing. You shouldn't wish that upon anyone. Not only is there a rude commenter but a immature morone of one to make such a statement.

Anonymous said...

lol, i doubt whoever wrote it ACTUALLY meant that

take a pill

people take shit on this comment board way too seriously

Anonymous said...

i actually kidna thought it was one of the writers for this site...

Anonymous said...

have u noticed that this guy gets more comments than any other posts even the storyes?

Anonymous said...

its more because these posts stay up longer... this one has been up for a while now, but yeah, the morons do tend to draw out the masses to defend our heroes

BTW great new banner, fuckin LOVE Entourage

Anonymous said...

lets just move on to the next post, shall we?

Anonymous said...

somebody write something

someone give a full post to that loser. brush? ozi? maybe mizzle?

Anonymous said...

ugh i was so frustrated by the annoying comment i forgot to say HAPPY BDAY BRUSH!

Anonymous said...

been over a week now.....

Anonymous said...

at least theres cool new banner pics and updated badtube videos... better than nothing

Anonymous said...

boring place lately!

Anonymous said...

is it gonna be a full two weeks without a post?????