I'd say "don't quit your day job", but you're awful at that too

For those of you who didn't know, "Arrested Development" picked up 3 out of 6 Emmy's it was nominated for. After only one season. It seriously is the funniest comedy since Seinfeld. Sunday nights, 9:30, Channel 22. Give it a try... one episode and you'll be hooked. "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" also picked up 2, deservedly.

On to some Co-op-related things. To clear a rumor up, yes, I am supervising on the weekend of the Oct 2nd, and also, probably on Sept 25th. And if Tracy, Wendy, or Bitter-Beer-Face are working any of those nights, they're going to find themselves pushing my car through the car wash. Yes, pushing, cause I'm not giving them the keys. I'm not taking the e-brake off, either.

Memo To Tracy: Go to the hairdresser, and tell her you're sick of looking like an b*tch. And in Saturday's lesson, you learned that you're my co-worker, not my boss. If anything, I'm your boss, and putting you in your place has become as natural to me as breathing, so if you keep asking for it, I'll keep giving it to you.

Bitter-Beer-Face says: If people like me ruled the world, we would still have communist countries.
B.A.D says: If people like you ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel. Also, we do still have communist countries, dunce. Drink Keystone.

By the way, when I was younger (I don't dare say grown up, as that would imply that... well, I've grown up), I always thought of marriage as something that two people did when they really loved each other. Never once, for some odd reason, did it ever enter into my mind that it had to be a man and a woman. I always just figured that it was something people did when they knew that person was right for them, not sure why... maybe because I'm not a bigot.

The new Risk Champ (sorry Dad),
B.A.D

Favourite Song Of The Moment: Linkin Park- Breaking The Habit

Favourite Quote Of The Moment: "The quickest way to a girl's heart is through her parents! Have sex with them and you're in."
- Zapp Brannigan from Futurama