Damn Calgary... my nipples could cut glass out there

The above headline has nothing to do with this post, I just thought you'd all like to know how my nipples feel this morning. Anyone who says that you would miss snow if you we're to move somewhere tropical, has never lived in Calgary or in Winnipeg. I've lived in both places, and yeah... I would not miss snow. Not in the least. Go f*ck yourselves.

So last night, about 5 minutes before closing, this lady comes in and tells me that a mango she bought 3 days ago has turned black, and told me that I've probably had lots of people come back and return them. I told her that I hadn't, but if she wanted to give me a recepit, I'd just replace it. She said that she didn't have her recepit... um, allrighty. Trying to be nice, I told her not to worry about it, and said that I'd just exchange the mango if she wanted to leave the black one with me, and I'd send it back to Produce. She said she didn't have the mango there either. F*ck a**es. So then, still trying to be nice, I told her just to bring her mango or her recepit back next time, and we'd replace it for her no problem. She responded by angrilly telling me that she works 60 hours a week and doesn't have time to come shopping here. So..... basically, you want me to hand you a free f*cking mango, to replace the one that you may or may not have bought, and may or may not have eaten?

I gave it to her, just to get her out of there. I found the whole thing more amusing than anything else, but the really funny part of it was, after what some people would call her walking out with a free mango (I call it stealing), she dropped it on the floor. Instant karma. Although, what am I saying... she'll probably just come back today for another free one.

This is my break from studying. Test in an hour and a half, we're all gonna die.
B.A.D