Happy Thanksgiving... but I can't eat this s*it

How many people do you know who do not like thanksgiving dinner? Well, now you know one. That's right, I hate turkey. Can't stand it. I'm a picky eater.

When I tell people that, they don't get the gravity of just how picky I am. Here's a list of the things I don't eat:

- Turkey
- Chicken
- Ham
- Beef (Actually, sometimes I do eat beef. But only on hamburgers, and only once a week, tops)
- Fish & Seafood

One time, somebody told me that I was a moron for not eating turkey, and why didn't I?. I said to them, "You mean, why don't I take dead birds, cook them until they become carciogenic, then eat their remains instead of something that hasn't been sleeping in it's own feces for a year? Is that your question?". That usually gets people off my back.

Wierd, huh? This is the way I've been since birth. Looking at the list, most people probably assume I'm a vegetarian. I'm actually not, not at all. I just don't like the way any of that stuff tastes.

Needsless to say, this makes me a big hit at Thanksgiving dinners. Easter and Christmas, too. So if you invite me to one of those dinners, and I don't come, that's why. Sometimes I just don't have the heart to tell people who went to the trouble of making me a nice dinner, "I can't eat this s*it.".

My tradition for these holidays is usually to get some fast food, and hang in my room and play video games for the night.

But for the rest of you, enjoy your dead bird remains.
Much love!
B.A.D

Quote Of The Day: "Happy Thanksgiving. I hope your turkey and canned yams we're worth the lives of the indians who we're slaughtered for it, you imperialistic f*ck."
- Maddox