Challenge Everything

Check out my new little... catchphrase? Motto...? Whatever... it's up on top, above the "Links" section. It's called "Challenge Everything". OK, fine, I stole it from EA Games... but I live it, whereas they use it to sell video games.

People will tell you that you can't do things all the time, probably every day. F*ck that, try to do it. You may not always succeed, but challenge yourself always to be that much better. If you stop trying to grow and achieve different things, you become a waste of skin. Always grow, always learn.

People said I couldn't be a deli supervisor. I went and did it. And not only did I survive it (which is more than most people who have had that position can say), I kicked it's ass.

Lifers said I'd never be a front end supervisor. And not only did I survive that, I went out as high on top as I could. I stayed just long enough to say "f*ck you all, I can so do it", then I buggered off to the dream position that those same lifers dream of having, after folding all of their doubts up like a Japanese party favor.

I have been lifting for 6 months, and was ready for heavier weights, but accidentally bought weights that we're double the weight of my old ones. And although burning sensations and a lot of grunting ensued, I'm almost to the point where lifting them is still hard, but normal. See? I didn't know that I'd succeed, I actually thought that I would probably return them after trying to lift them once. But I tried. Even if I hadn't succeeded, at least I would have tried. Succeeding at it is just an extra bonus. Plus, I now get to be called "hardcore" when it comes to working out. (Thank you, Krista.)

So yeah, there's my weird cryptic entry for the day... what can I say. Sitting in MKTG315 for 2 hours not doing anything brings out my innermost thoughts.

Quote Of The Day: "Challenege Everything"
- B.a.D (and EA Games)

Thought I was done with my entry, didn't ya? Well, guess what? Class is another hour long... let's see what else I can come up with to write in that time. Get your fix now, 'cause I don't have another class for another week. That means you most likely won't get another entry for a week.

I put a few new links up in the "Other Blog's" section. My friends Kim and James have websites of their own, so go check those out if you have a few spare minutes. Also, a guy named Delta from Australia put a link to my site on his, so I thought I'd return the favor. However, I don't want any of you to start thinking that any of these people's websites are better than mine. Don't forget who started this trend. That said, I shall now proclaim myself to be the A.G. (Almighty God) of the Live Journal entry.

For those of you thinking "At least Blair's never trained at Co-op at the corporate level", you may be in for a bad day very soon. Oh, and by the way, you can all kiss my ass too.

H-Diddy, Double-D, Big Sexy and Krista have all left, or are in the process of leaving the country this week. Do they know something I don't know? Are we merging with the U.S.?

Anybody else watch 50 Cent on The Simpsons? Priceless. Speaking of 50, does anybody besides me think that the 2 songs that've been released so far for his new album (Disco Inferno & Candy Shop) have sucked? 50's got a lot better in him, hopefully the rest of the album is better.

Family Guy is coming back. Futurama is coming back. American Dad rocks. Arrested Development rocks, and is pretty much confirmed to be renewed. I love FOX right now. Except for American Idol, I feel like grabbing 90% of the "talent" by their supercuts and shaking them like fresh glowsticks.

Shaved (buzzed) my head on Sunday, figuring it was warm enough... then it blizzarded that night. Are you f*cking kidding me???

The WB is like pouring acid on your skin after it's been sandblasted. I'm not kidding. Every show. I'd rather castrate myself with a butter knife than watch Gilmore Girls.

Oh, and hey... to all of you guys that e-mail me asking questions about Blogging, first of all let me reassure you that I don't really know anything other than how to post links, and second, what the hell do you think this is? You think I have time to research your bulls*it tech support questions? Wait a minute... s*it. Don't answer that. If I have time to write this while listening to the ramblings of a mad Russian in class, why wouldn't I have time to research it? Well, guess what, I'm still not gonna do it. Eat it. To be honest, I'm not sure when half of you find time to work on your own Blog's if you're not in class, cause that's the only time I do this, other than when I can't sleep.

I'm also whipping Matt's ass at Checkers while I write this. You might say he's F'ed in the A. Now that's multitasking... Yeah, that was random.

Speaking of Yoplait, in class we just saw a Yoplait commercial where they we're making yogurt in a dusty barn in an open vat. Mmm... I swear I will never eat Yoplait again as long as I'm alive. Matt also said to mention in this post that he likes to dip his nuts in Yoplait. I aim to please.

To quote a good buddy of mine, Valentines Day is gay, and buying gifts is for suckers.

So yeah, this is like... the longest post ever. F*cking MKTG315. The one thing about an E-Learning program where they give you laptops and websites with all the course content on it is that it makes teachers and going to class so very, very irrelevant.

Time to pound back a few FruitSource bars, peace out.