Men are from Mars, therefore Mars needs women

2 posts 2 days in a row. Lucky ducks.

The problem with most women is that they fail to realize that there is always something sexually attractive about them. They're usually just too busy being insecure to find out what it is. There's beauty in flaws. There's attractiveness in imperfections.

So instead of looking at your faults as bad, just accentuate the strengths.

Everyone is attractive in their own way.

Now, I'm certainly not gonna go out and bang whats-her-name from The Drew Carrey Show, but you get ths idea.

P.c.P would like to wish the fat chick from The Drew Carrey Show the best of luck in her future endeavors, and would also like to remind her to prep her diaphragm in advance before I get there tonight.

Thanks for that. That'll replace the Boa Constrictor in my nightmares.

Song For Today:
Night Train
- Bouncing Souls

Quote For Today:
"This is more pointless than when I played Marco Polo with Hellen Keller."
- Stewie from Family Guy

I'll update tomorrow morning with the story of this week that blurred into one really long day, and had some of the worst travel I've ever had the pleasure of being on the s*it end of in a long time.

That'll be 3 posts in 3 days! You lucky f*cks.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled net porn!

Word.