The Goin ons

It's that time of year again...

Time to buy those chips?
No not time to get those Potatoe Chips that give you diarrhea for your "spring cleaning". Although it would work.

Time to do spring cleaning?
Well yeah I guess you could do that, if you're such a hermit during the cold weather that you let your house resemble the lone toilet at 2 AM inside some crowded pub.

Time to...
Just quit guessing and let me finish.

It's time for weddings! That's right folks, love is in the air and some have caught the fever. Well they probably caught it several years ago, but they're getting married this spring/summer.

I'd like to congratulate my friends Dana and Michael who'll be taking the first plunge into the marriage pool this April. The bachelor/ette party shall be quite the event, and what a nice cap off we'll have gettin slammed at the wedding. I'm gonna have to break out my drinking hat, Dana will have her friends from Saskabush there.

Second to Al and Miranda, nobody who reads this knows them cause you're not in my loop, but they will be tieing the not this summer in Penticton. So when I take some holiday time, I'm going to be flying somewhere to stay in a hotel... funny, you'd think that when I got time off I'd stay as far away from the airport and a hotel as possible.

Get this!

I went to Co-op the other day to pick up some groceries and I ran into B.a.D and Brittany (am I cool enough to call her Brit yet?) Anyway, B.a.D says he has something to show me... I never thought I'd be caught dead puking at the customer service desk, but apparently that was the night.

Now I don't want to take B.a.D's story so I have to dance around this. But I'll just say that what he showed me resembled little cat pelts... What the hell could that be? You ask, well, I'll just let it hang there in your mind for a couple of days as I'm sure this will remind him to put these pictures up on the site.

But I warn you, you're not ready for this!

Apparently it was the result of a lost bet... I now find myself thinking about our Friday plans and wonder why the hell it is that I'm going with him and co. to the casino... perhaps I just won't take any of his betting advice.

I also learned what it looks like when you drop an LCD monitor... thanks Brittany, now I don't have to smash mine.

I almost watched wrestling Monday night while I was at the gym, but I was trying to hold onto the light at the end of the tunnel as I was on minute 25 of my run and all I could hear was voices telling me to let go. But I do remember the big show getting introduced to a chair outside the ring, I have to admit, as "fake" as it is, that would kill. Kiss my ass they hit him in the shoulder or the elbow, you could hit me in the foot and I'd be wishing for death.

Still waiting to grade the shows, I figure lots of beers Friday will help get this topic rolling.

What's the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lesbian?
One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Mizzle



B.a.D Sez:

All right. You asked for it. Blame Mizzle.

I think you get the basic gyst. For those of you really out of the loop, this is the amount of hair pulled off my body by wax.

If you want skin pics of the related implied waxing, I legally cannot release those now. Those are now legal property of another website, you can pay-to-receive from http://www.heterosexualmalebodywaxpics.ca. For ages 18 and up only.

(I so apologize if anyone actually clicks on that link and it's actually a real site.)

In related news, I now understand women even less than I did before.

B.a.D