Flower?

Tucking fitles. So hard to think of a good one sometimes.

Quote For Today:
"Don't mope, Stan. Look at it this way. Steve is America, and you're Arrested Development. It doesn't mean you're bad, it just means no one is interested in you."
- Francine from American Dad

Song For Today:
Flower
- Moby

Checked out the comments from my season premiere? Don't bother. This is just one of the many times that I'll say that some people take happiness as cockiness... and "The King" stuff was taken from a Moterhead song, you jackass.

Interesting little survey was put on the comments, however. I don't see any reason why I couldn't asnwer it somewhere down the road, and I'll talk to Mizzle and Katastrophe at some point and ask if they want to answer it too, maybe we could all do it in one post. Stay tuned.

So I've done a lot of posting this week... go me. I wasn't planning on posting again today, but I saw something in the Calgary Herald that demanded a quick write while I wait for my breakfast.


Ask B.a.D

Q: Is Oprah Winfrey the new Mother Teresa?
- Calgary Herald, front page, May 13 2006

A: ...

Sweet Baby Hay-Zeus, no.

Has Oprah worked amongst the poorest of the poor in the slums of Calcutta? Started a missionary for charity? Gone on relief missions to Asia, Africa, and Latin America and over 30 other countries? Does she take care of shut-ins, alcoholics, homeless, and AIDS sufferers? Received the Pope Peace Prize, the Nehru Prize, the Belzan Prize, or any Templeton and Magsaysay Arawds?

No.

Oprah gives mini-vans and dream homes to single soccer moms.

Is that generous? I may find Oprah annoying, self-righteous and priggish, but yes. Of course it is. Very much so. How could you think otherwise?

But "the new Mother Teresa"? Jesus Christ Allmighty. Where's the learning curve?

B.a.D

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha

tucking fitles

Anonymous said...

you SHOULD have said oprah doesnt do that stuff every DAY, at least not beyond once or twice in your life...

i agree with you man, thats an insult to mt

Anonymous said...

agreed for sure

Anonymous said...

another winning opinion

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha i think there should be a BAD .vs. OPRAH deathmatch

:D

Anonymous said...

amen

steel cage

Mary and Craig said...

Oprah is causing a big uproar in Australia at the moment as she is bidding for the story of the Tasmanian Miner's Rescue. She's not too popular down under at the moment...

Anonymous said...

really?

thats fucked up

Anonymous said...

mother teresa the fattest part of my ass