A little Q & A......and a Story

Well hello! I've finally dug myself out of a rut, and I'm here to answer some questions. So before I get into a story, let's get Dr. KAT on the pressing issues.....:


Q: Did KAT and B.a.D date?

A: Yes, many, many years ago.



Q: Did you wax his chest?

A: Unfortunatly, yes.



Q: Do you have big who-whos?

A: I don't sit at home and measure them, but they are there......so yes....yes I do.



Q: Is B.a.D good in bed?

A: I'm still limping after all these years.*

* Dr. KAT has been payed to answer any and all questions relating to and/or responding to anything related with B.a.D.......and somewhat Mizzle. *



Q: Are you like herpes?

A: HELL NO, although I do leave a lasting impression..........and yes, I'll buy you the drinks I owe you!!! And by the way Mizzle, Dr. KAT says look into this, since you seem to have such an in-depth knowledge of herpes:

www.valtrex.com



Q: Are you selling B.a.D's chest hair on ebay?

A: $5000 a strip!


That's enough of the Q & A, lol, new questions......? Ask Dr. KAT!!!!! Anyways, back to the stories.......yes me and B.a.D dated, and that was waaaay back in the day.....when it was WWF wrestling, and I had the biggest crush on Edge....yes, Edge..........still hot after all these years...

So, hmmmm......another story about B.a.D.....well, before he turned into an IKEA junkie, his room was a mix of mis-matched furniture.......including a very uncomfortable off-white chair with a mis-matched ottoman......(made of wood and what felt like cement)....I'm telling you these boring details simply because you wouldn't laugh your ass off if I didn't! So while me and B.a.D were dating, we were laying on the bed, and I was a little grumpy because I had to work @ 7-ish in the morning, and we didn't even get to try to sleep until about 5-ish......

So I'm laying there, counting sheep, and all of a sudden B.a.D keeps poking me, and talking.........this went on for a few minutes, and I played dead, THEN he asked me if i wanted to wrestle......LaughMyAssOff, I obviously didn't, it was waaaaay to early, but he kept on........so finally, I beleive he tried to put me in a headlock (Ric Flair style) and I used the wall to my advantage in such a way that he fell to the floor........but not until he *HIT* the wooden/cement ottoman......

when I say *HIT*, I mean really HIT!

So I thought he was joking at first, and kept asking him if he was alright...to no response. I actually freaked out after about 2 entire minutes of him sprawled on the floor, when I thought I'd have to go wake up his parents to tell them I knocked out their only son, please call an ambulance!!!

He did, however, finally wake up......I do recall he slept on the sofa in the next room, though.....lol, ....ahhh.......memories!

I do recommend questions towards B.a.D....

Q: has your concussion effected your day to day life, and concussion, what?! Ahh, good times, good times......

I must mention......I was surfing the web today, and came across a picture......um, Heather...? Mizzle.....? Do you have something to say....? Do I have to pay next time?

Katastrophe

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

OMG

SO much good shit in there

Anonymous said...

yeah i dont even know where to starT!

good work KAT!

Anonymous said...

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that made my f'n day

Anonymous said...

KAT knocked bad out???

ouch... poor guy......

Anonymous said...

GO MIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

blahahahahahaha priceless

Anonymous said...

punctuation, spelling and sentance structure aside...

I LOVED IT

GO MIZZLE!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA man thats priceless

more stuff for BAD, i wonder how soon "coming soon" is

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA no wonder mizzle wnet off to mexico ;P

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

good post kat!

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