Q: Did KAT and B.a.D date?
A: Yes, many, many years ago.
Q: Did you wax his chest?
A: Unfortunatly, yes.
Q: Do you have big who-whos?
A: I don't sit at home and measure them, but they are there......so yes....yes I do.
Q: Is B.a.D good in bed?
A: I'm still limping after all these years.*
* Dr. KAT has been payed to answer any and all questions relating to and/or responding to anything related with B.a.D.......and somewhat Mizzle. *
Q: Are you like herpes?
A: HELL NO, although I do leave a lasting impression..........and yes, I'll buy you the drinks I owe you!!! And by the way Mizzle, Dr. KAT says look into this, since you seem to have such an in-depth knowledge of herpes:
Q: Are you selling B.a.D's chest hair on ebay?
A: $5000 a strip!
That's enough of the Q & A, lol, new questions......? Ask Dr. KAT!!!!! Anyways, back to the stories.......yes me and B.a.D dated, and that was waaaay back in the day.....when it was WWF wrestling, and I had the biggest crush on Edge....yes, Edge....
So, hmmmm......another story about B.a.D.....well, before he turned into an IKEA junkie, his room was a mix of mis-matched furniture.......including a very uncomfortable off-white chair with a mis-matched ottoman......(made of wood and what felt like cement)....I'm telling you these boring details simply because you wouldn't laugh your ass off if I didn't! So while me and B.a.D were dating, we were laying on the bed, and I was a little grumpy because I had to work @ 7-ish in the morning, and we didn't even get to try to sleep until about 5-ish......
So I'm laying there, counting sheep, and all of a sudden B.a.D keeps poking me, and talking.........this went on for a few minutes, and I played dead, THEN he asked me if i wanted to wrestle......LaughMyAssOff, I obviously didn't, it was waaaaay to early, but he kept on........so finally, I beleive he tried to put me in a headlock (Ric Flair style) and I used the wall to my advantage in such a way that he fell to the floor........but not until he *HIT* the wooden/cement ottoman......
when I say *HIT*, I mean really HIT!
So I thought he was joking at first, and kept asking him if he was alright...to no response. I actually freaked out after about 2 entire minutes of him sprawled on the floor, when I thought I'd have to go wake up his parents to tell them I knocked out their only son, please call an ambulance!!!
He did, however, finally wake up......I do recall he slept on the sofa in the next room, though.....lol, ....ahhh.......memories!
I do recommend questions towards B.a.D....
Q: has your concussion effected your day to day life, and concussion, what?! Ahh, good times, good times......
I must mention......I was surfing the web today, and came across a picture......um, Heather...? Mizzle.....? Do you have something to say....? Do I have to pay next time?
Katastrophe
13 comments:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
OMG
SO much good shit in there
yeah i dont even know where to starT!
good work KAT!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
that made my f'n day
KAT knocked bad out???
ouch... poor guy......
GO MIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blahahahahahaha priceless
punctuation, spelling and sentance structure aside...
I LOVED IT
GO MIZZLE!!!
HAHAHA man thats priceless
more stuff for BAD, i wonder how soon "coming soon" is
HAHAHA no wonder mizzle wnet off to mexico ;P
hahahah man i love this site :D
good post kat!
hahahaha this shit rules
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i just gt aroused ;)
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