Color Blind

Well it's been brought to my attention that I almost got away without doing any work this week. But I guess I should fire one of these bad boys out to let everyone know my suicidal tendencies have let up and I'm eager as a beaver to get home... yeah ok that was lame.

However my attention had this message delivered mid-week, so either the person asking for it is anxious to read the art work of miz, or they're retarded, or they just wanted to give me a friendly reminder that I owed a post. Either way I appreciate your support.

Well my life as a roadie tradeshow hobo is all over. No longer do I have to pretend that a hotel is home, and I can get back to a normal life which is going to be awesome.

As far as the Urban Dictionary unofficial official color, I decided that this needs more attention. I couldn't decide what color that was, but it was different enough. I say brown, you (whoever you are) say orange. Perhaps you believe that, perhaps you want to see me question the quality of my vision, I dunno. What I do know though, is that I'm gonna go ahead and pull an artsy move and give it a name beyond a straight cut color name. I shall call it... "pumpkin" So now if you want to debate the color, then go ahead, you're debating a damn vegetable. Is this thing a vegetable? Fuck now I started another one.

So I guess B.a.D is cheating on me and completely betrayed our Shield nights. No longer will watching Vik Mackey smash heads in be as special as it once was. Now it'll just remind me of times when things were better, and how they'll never be the same. I guess it's time to either find a new Shield partner for Season 5, or find a new show that Kat might not watch... maybe porn... nahhhh I think Kat watches more porn then either of us... I'm kidding Kat!

oh Oh OH! I just remembered. I had Ben & Jerry's Ice cream when I was in Vermont... for those of you not in the know, it's made in Burlington... which is in Vermont... if you didn't know that then go back to grade 9 when you learned US geography, unless you are a US citizen, then you should feel shame. Or you could just look it up on google and make like you actually knew about this all along, whatever it takes. Either way I had the "Half Baked" MAAAAAN that was good stuff. I have to think of one word to describe this and all I can come up with is nirvana.

Now for those of you thinking I'm mental, this is actually a word not just a rock group that well, you know what happened. A part of me wants to go on with this, but out of respect for situations I can't understand I'm gonna go ahead and think before I type it... just this once though...

Anyway Dictionary.com describes it as:

Nirvana
Buddhism. The ineffable ultimate in which one has attained disinterested wisdom and compassion.
Hinduism. Emancipation from ignorance and the extinction of all attachment.
An ideal condition of rest, harmony, stability, or joy.

I call this Dictionary Banana... there you go jerk, now argue the unofficial official color.

One of Urban Dictionary's explanations is this:

Nirvana

189 up, 99 down

a. one of the best f---ing bands ever in existence
b. freedom from suffering
c. a state of mind in which worldly possesions and suffering are no longer in existance
Kurt Cobain, the frontman for the band Nirvana, decided on the name Nirvana because it means freedom from suffering.

The guy who typed that up is fucking metal.

Anyway that's it that's all, I think I've killed most of your coffee break. Now get back it!

Mizzle (more colors then crayola)


B.a.D Sez:

Just trying to refine Katastrophe's taste in TV, that's all... although she didn't like Arrested Development as much as we did, but she's got the attention span of a... well, she has no attention span. So now that she likes The Sheild (who wouldn't), she's at least marginally nearing the level of cool that we're at. Don't worry Miz, I have Shield love enough for two.

Speaking of Arrested Development, Season 3 (final season, FOX you bastards) out this summer Miz... it's the final countdown! Do do do dooo... do do do do doooooooooo! (Watch AD.) We should totally re-watch the first 2 seasons since we're on the last one of The Shield until the next one comes out later this year, I could AD a dozen times and laugh just as hard each time.

Yes, I did see the comment from Another Mother Against... doesn't sound like the same person. But regardless, she needs a nice toasty flaming, so that will be coming the next time I feel like writing.

B.a.D (only one color needed, bitch)


Katastrophe Sez:

MIZZLE!!!!!!!! I told you not to tell anyone about my porn addiction! Dammit, man.....now that prick P.C.P will never leave me alone.......aaahhhh, I can't wait for that 'toasty flaming', those are always fun. Sounds like one of my 'addiction' films.....uh, I mean.......
Yes yes, I am loving The Shield.....Vic Mackey makes me purrr.....However, in my television preference defence, I don't feel the need to watch every episode ever made of a show when I hear it's the last season coming up....B.a.D....Mizzle. And really, who doesn't enjoy a true-crime story every now and then, haha good ol' A&E. Although I can understand where you're coming from, I guess......my guilty pleasure is Dog the Bounty Hunter.....

Katastrophe (no colors needed, I am the bitch)