Pictures That Would Totally Get Me Laid If I Didn't Already Have A Girlfriend

Wedding couple.

B.a.D and Aleta

B.a.D and Aleta (again)

Class, bitches.

This is it. This is the one. This would have gotten me more butt than an ashtray.

Even the babies like the bald.

Uncle Bill. (Groom's step-father.)

Holy mother, look at the veins in the side of my head on this one. I must have been sucking like a toothless hooker.

The current RISK champ with his arm around the former RISK champ.

B.a.D's Mom and her big accomplishment in life.

B.a.D & Big Uncle Jim.

B.a.D's two cousins.

B.a.D & Uncle Bill.

B.a.D & Cousin Erin

Looking at our pictures.

Erin's boyfriend Shawn. Good guy, despite thinking a good WrestleMania main event would be Edge .vs. Orton as strong evidence to the contrary.
Who's B.a.D's Daddy?!



Oh yeah, my rebuttal to the angry mother is coming. Just no time today. Pictures is all you get.

Enjoy.










...
I feel like I'm missing something...
Stand by...
Thinking...
Got it!!!
Oop, lost it...
...

Oh, snap! Yeah! It's been brought to my attention recently that I may or may not have a sister. Here's a couple pictures.


B.a.D

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW - Lookin good H.L.D!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahhaha

nice pics

Anonymous said...

good pics, i still wanted the angry mother post tho

Anonymous said...

Uncle Brian says:

That family is one motley crew without me in attendance to pretty up the place a bit. BAD, you need to go to www.headblade.com to get a really good, close shave. And remember; didn't you make fun of me when I used to shave my head? Thanks to this post, the world can see what Uncle Jimmy looks like after all.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha hes baaaaaaaaaaaack

Anonymous said...

thats a fuckton of pictures

nice though

hot aleta ;)

Anonymous said...

good looking family!

Anonymous said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that baby picture is SOOOOOOOOO cute!!

Anonymous said...

Your sister is hot man!!

Anonymous said...

blahahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

aletas hot too

Anonymous said...

I like how you're pretty much in EVERY pic!! Good Work!

Anonymous said...

your head looks shiny...

Anonymous said...

UPDATE FROM ANOTHER MOTHER AGAINST:

My kids we're caught watching Ring of Honor on the TV today. I have now restricted all channels with wrestling on them.

Good work!

Anonymous said...

PS:

Kids don't come with instruction manuals. Just thought you should know that before you write another "hilarious" post defaming my parenting.

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