Vacation my ass!

Well, I decided to give you all something to do... that's right, I am making a post. I had dropped in a few times just to see if the place had melted down, but I wasn't able to spend an honest 5 minutes with the site, so I didn't want to give anybody a two-bit post making them lose trust in me and my abilities.

So where should I go with this... alright lets brush up on some things to get you up to speed with my thoughts and feelings about them.

Another Mother Against - You're a fake, but I appreciate your time as it has given me many laughs and has inspired me to reinvent previously enjoyed insults. However I don't seem to hand them out to you, just get a kick out of them with B.a.D over a dozen beer or so, but thanks none-the-less. And just in case on the off chance you're not a fake, which B.a.D already established you are. I wanted to mention that your kids are good kids, they're just living life, so let them. And kids, if you want to have some fun, go buy some of those folding tables from Home Depot($20.00), and try smashing shit through them like they do on those awesome backyard wrestling videos they sell at most places you can buy videos (Best Buy) ($15.00).

B.a.D at the wedding - Damn, I should have come for that one. No idea who was there, but you know there would have been something to talk about for years... maybe next time tell Aleta she's gotta sit one of your get togethers out, or learn how to use a camera so she can film us... I'm kidding Aleta, you know how much I secretly love you but I just pretend like I hardly know you and pretend that I didn't get caught watching you walk to your car and almost get hit by that car that was driving way to fast in the playground zone. What an ass... er, what and ass he would have been, had that been true.

We miss Mizzle and Kat / where's the posts this week / etc. etc. - Well I'm only going to answer this on my behalf. I have no idea where Kat has been. Surely she's been working trying to make an honest living and stay drug free (except on evenings and weekends). I was trying to take some "vacation time". Now this was a new concept to me. It seems as though B.a.D always has time off. But for me this was like a jewish child catching some fat man in a red coat falling down his chimney wondering where the stalkings were and why the hell there was no cookies...

I didn't know what the hell I should do with myself. But my body and my truck already had a hidden agenda. It has become more apparent to me that I am genetically predisposed to having a bumbed ticker. Unless of course I take care of it... apparently that means drinking less and sleeping more, and maybe just finding some time to do nothing I believe the word they used was "relax". Now I would try to blame this on a bad diet. But I do quite well for myself and have been at a healthy weight since January. So kiss my ass if you think it's that. I think it was just me needing some time to get done my old job and start my new. This is where the vacation time seemed like a good idea. However, it turned out I had more shit to do then usual. It was as if, I had spare time, and now it was to be filled with all of these small nagging things that have been on the back burner for too long.

So off I was to get some little things out of the way, and my truck decided to go on strike. So I took it in to get fixed and fix it they did. I was quite impressed. So 2 days later and several dollars later... it was good to go, so back at the little things I went. For 2 days... and the truck went back on strike. Fuck.


B.a.D Sez:
I took it upon myself to deliver some car-repairees justice on behalf of Mizzle when I drove him back up to pick up his truck... I stepped on the knob on one of those silly litte step-on-this-to-open-it-up garbage cans, but apparently I stepped on it too hard because the lid-thing flew open and put a huge crack in the window. Whoops!

Oh, the counter still isn't back at the top... I had decided that it would fix itself, but apparently that isn't the case... at least not yet. Maybe I should get on fixing that sooner rather than later.

Yeah, I'll do it right after my ski trip to hell.

B.a.D


And now I started my new job up, and find myself doing better then ever again, now that I'm not dealing with some silly politics anymore, and the truck is back up and attem.

So how was the vacation? You ask, I'd reply by saying; What vacation? Oh you mean the time when I got away from 4 or 5 issues and entered into a world of about 300 things? Yeah real great.

But it wasn't all bad though, I went camping and had a friggen riot there. And did some other crazy things as I always find myself doing.

Do we have as many hockey fans as we do wrestling fans here? Or would it be a waste of your work time to read my little rants and raves about all the trades going on in the NHL? You be the judge.

Mizzle